I’m sure this can be improved upon. Would definitely be better w the music and the baritone voice:
You're a dull one, Mr. Gase
Your offense is a dud,
You’re play calling is putrid, especially on 3rd and 1, Mr. Gase,
You think you’re some genius, but you’re really just a fraud, Mr Gase.
You're a moron, Mr. Gase,
Your playbook’s an empty hole,
Your brain is full of gimmicks, you hate running the football deep down from your soul, Mr. Gase,
I wouldn't touch for you another year - even with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're offense is offensive, Mr. Gase,
Your situational awareness is a disgrace,
Across midfield and needing points, you’ll punt on 4th and short, Mr. Gase,
Your offense is lethargic, your defense shows up late, your drafts are underwhelming, Charles Harris is a bust, his spin move looks like an impersonation of a seasick crocodile!
In fact, given the choice, I’d prefer to start the seasick crocodile!
You are stubborn, Mr. Gase,
Your bubble screens are like dead tomatoes splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Gase,
Watching your three and outs are like being forced to eat triple decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwiches with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate the fans, Mr. Gase,
You’re defensive coordinator ain’t no ace (he’s a gorilla),
You teach softness and you’re O-line is the worst, Mr. Gase,
Your arrogance is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
of rubbish play calls mangled up in tangled up in knots of pre-snap penalties!
You're a foul one, Mr. Gase,
You're a nasty wasty punk,
Your ability to coach up players smells like a basket of unwashed socks, your ears are full of gunk, Mr. Gase,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Dink, dunk, punt"!
Adapted from the song, “The Grinch” - https://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/grinch.html
You're a dull one, Mr. Gase
Your offense is a dud,
You’re play calling is putrid, especially on 3rd and 1, Mr. Gase,
You think you’re some genius, but you’re really just a fraud, Mr Gase.
You're a moron, Mr. Gase,
Your playbook’s an empty hole,
Your brain is full of gimmicks, you hate running the football deep down from your soul, Mr. Gase,
I wouldn't touch for you another year - even with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're offense is offensive, Mr. Gase,
Your situational awareness is a disgrace,
Across midfield and needing points, you’ll punt on 4th and short, Mr. Gase,
Your offense is lethargic, your defense shows up late, your drafts are underwhelming, Charles Harris is a bust, his spin move looks like an impersonation of a seasick crocodile!
In fact, given the choice, I’d prefer to start the seasick crocodile!
You are stubborn, Mr. Gase,
Your bubble screens are like dead tomatoes splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Gase,
Watching your three and outs are like being forced to eat triple decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwiches with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate the fans, Mr. Gase,
You’re defensive coordinator ain’t no ace (he’s a gorilla),
You teach softness and you’re O-line is the worst, Mr. Gase,
Your arrogance is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
of rubbish play calls mangled up in tangled up in knots of pre-snap penalties!
You're a foul one, Mr. Gase,
You're a nasty wasty punk,
Your ability to coach up players smells like a basket of unwashed socks, your ears are full of gunk, Mr. Gase,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Dink, dunk, punt"!
Adapted from the song, “The Grinch” - https://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/grinch.html
