Wishfishin
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Crown then Yuengling, then the other way around.
The Miami Dolphins Drinking Thread.
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Super Bowl pre-game; my best friend is a Seahawk fan.
I will envy him while I drink more beer.
If there's one consolation I have, it's that the Jets won a Super Bowl 11 months and one day before I was born.
Since I was born, the Jets are the only AFC team in existence at that time to never even make it to the Super Bowl.
I am a human Jets Super Bowl repellent.
Fear me, nyjunc.
I will envy him while I drink more beer.
If there's one consolation I have, it's that the Jets won a Super Bowl 11 months and one day before I was born.
Since I was born, the Jets are the only AFC team in existence at that time to never even make it to the Super Bowl.
I am a human Jets Super Bowl repellent.
Fear me, nyjunc.
So my best friend is a Seahawks fan. Amazingly, he BECAME a Seahawks fan after they beat Miami in the 1983 playoffs.
He's been waiting 31 years. Finally got his championship. He was in heaven last night; told me that he'll be there for me when the Fins hold the Lombardi trophy again.
Here's to him.
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He's been waiting 31 years. Finally got his championship. He was in heaven last night; told me that he'll be there for me when the Fins hold the Lombardi trophy again.
Here's to him.
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eger
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I had a Double Arrogant Bastard IPA and a bottle of sweetwater 420. Knocked out by Halftime.
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For me, it's Coors Light in place of water when thirsty, and Guinness (6 pints is a VG start) when drinking seriously.
For some fun, an older friend got a bunch of Boones Farm Strawberry Hill and apple wine. Talk about drinking koolaid with a kick that goes down way to easy. The "mourning after" was no fun.
For some fun, an older friend got a bunch of Boones Farm Strawberry Hill and apple wine. Talk about drinking koolaid with a kick that goes down way to easy. The "mourning after" was no fun.
Perspective on the 2014 season. From a drinking POV, of course.
So.
There's a storm coming. I mean this in two ways.
First:
I live in the Pocono Mountains, and we're going to get railed with up to 18" of snow tomorrow. I'm finishing up a bottle of Jacob's Creek Shiraz, because it gives my wife a headache. And nobody wants that. Anyway. I have a case of Stegmaier Winter Sampler in the fridge. I have three growlers; 1) Brooklyn Chocolate Stout. 2) Kronenburg 1664. 3) Barley Creek Antler Brown.
My snowblower is on standby, in case my neighbor and his plow can't get it taken care of. I'm ready to rock and roll. Bring it, Winter, you #####.
And I sit back and think about the second storm.
Second:
I have absolutely no expectations for 2014. Really. I don't.
I hope the Dolphins will do well, of course. But...I just don't have any clue. Here's a three-pronged outlook for 2014:
1) Steven Ross is trying to do the right thing. And, honestly, that's more than a lot of owners. The giant-eared looney toon might not be very GOOD at it, but heck, he's trying.
2) What hurts #1 is that Ross is way, way, WAY too loyal to people he views as "good people." And this, above all else, is why I think Philbin is still employed. If I owned the Dolphins, I would have cleaned house the day the season ended. But...I don't own the Dolphins. And I have no idea what's going to happen. Maybe Bill Lazor fixes the offense. Maybe Coyle doesn't suck as much as I'm afraid he does. Maybe Ross is right in sticking with Philbin. I'm pretty sure he isn't.
But I've been wrong before.
3) I'm pretty sure that if the Phins finish .500 or worse again, EVERYONE gets fired. So...I'm gonna walk in to Opening Day 2014 with a bottle of bourbon and watch the storm.
My attitude: "Okay, #######, show me what you've got." I have NO idea what's gonna happen. But I'm gonna watch. If nothing else, it should be interesting.
Go Fins.
So.
There's a storm coming. I mean this in two ways.
First:
I live in the Pocono Mountains, and we're going to get railed with up to 18" of snow tomorrow. I'm finishing up a bottle of Jacob's Creek Shiraz, because it gives my wife a headache. And nobody wants that. Anyway. I have a case of Stegmaier Winter Sampler in the fridge. I have three growlers; 1) Brooklyn Chocolate Stout. 2) Kronenburg 1664. 3) Barley Creek Antler Brown.
My snowblower is on standby, in case my neighbor and his plow can't get it taken care of. I'm ready to rock and roll. Bring it, Winter, you #####.
And I sit back and think about the second storm.
Second:
I have absolutely no expectations for 2014. Really. I don't.
I hope the Dolphins will do well, of course. But...I just don't have any clue. Here's a three-pronged outlook for 2014:
1) Steven Ross is trying to do the right thing. And, honestly, that's more than a lot of owners. The giant-eared looney toon might not be very GOOD at it, but heck, he's trying.
2) What hurts #1 is that Ross is way, way, WAY too loyal to people he views as "good people." And this, above all else, is why I think Philbin is still employed. If I owned the Dolphins, I would have cleaned house the day the season ended. But...I don't own the Dolphins. And I have no idea what's going to happen. Maybe Bill Lazor fixes the offense. Maybe Coyle doesn't suck as much as I'm afraid he does. Maybe Ross is right in sticking with Philbin. I'm pretty sure he isn't.
But I've been wrong before.
3) I'm pretty sure that if the Phins finish .500 or worse again, EVERYONE gets fired. So...I'm gonna walk in to Opening Day 2014 with a bottle of bourbon and watch the storm.
My attitude: "Okay, #######, show me what you've got." I have NO idea what's gonna happen. But I'm gonna watch. If nothing else, it should be interesting.
Go Fins.
Fins_of_Fury
In a contract year
As I sit here balls deep in snow, I have consumed multiple sweet josie brown ales, a few Highland St. Terese's pale ales and a couple shots of dayquil. Called in sick today as the boss is partying it up in Mexico, and would just like to take a moment to say "**** you winter, I own you". Carry on.
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Great. Can we move on now that Turner has been f...
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...dude. I'm out of Rum. WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE?
Great. Can we move on now that Turner has been f...
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...dude. I'm out of Rum. WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE?
chuck dezl
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ive always got coors light on hand, but belvidere is my vodka of choice and crown is my whiskey. I don't like jack daniels, but tried Tennessee honey and that is a good one for shots when cold. hmm... im thirsty
dolphins want to hire someone. take a sip.
Dolphins are reported to sign someone. Take a chug
Dolphins lose the person they were reported to have had already signed... Take a shot.
That's my drinking game. get drunk near a hospital please.
Dolphins are reported to sign someone. Take a chug
Dolphins lose the person they were reported to have had already signed... Take a shot.
That's my drinking game. get drunk near a hospital please.
I always got some Sam Adams on hand.
Will break out some Captain or ApplePie Moonshine on a good day, or bad day!
Will break out some Captain or ApplePie Moonshine on a good day, or bad day!
Free agency looms. I've got some Eagle Rare bourbon on standby,
Holy crap Bill, you could definitely end up in the hospital playing that game around here! We are "rumored" to be signing or trading for freaking everyone.
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Fins_of_Fury
In a contract year
Got a couple 16oz bottles of Grolsch to get me through free agency