Or cry instead, done a bunch of that. I won't wear it but if my wife wants it hey I understand the feeling sometimes.
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Or cry instead, done a bunch of that. I won't wear it but if my wife wants it hey I understand the feeling sometimes.
KTDolphins
You have made me angry very angry indeed
This is hilarious and true at the same time, never hurts to laugh at yourself every once in awhile.
TheJetsBlow
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Well then, I think you take **** way too ****ing seriously.
I am a Miami Dolphins fan - true
I will devote at least three hours every Sunday to my general unhappiness- false, only half of the Sundays
I will forever remain depressed- false, I love football season regardless
I know that it can get worse even if it seems it cannot get worse- false, team is improving the last two years
I survived the Wannestadt and Cameron eras- true
I have somehow not accepted defeat- false
I believe in Tannehill-true As to the others, fans should root for the qb to succeed otherwise why are you fan?
I will never learn- true because I am never switching teams so my fate is sealed either way
I drink I drink so much this cannot be healthy- true but it has nothing to do with the fins
I will not let this team do this to me again who am I kidding of course I will- true
I am a Miami Dolphins fan- true
It's a cute and silly shirt but it's a few years too late, Go Dolphins!
I will devote at least three hours every Sunday to my general unhappiness- false, only half of the Sundays
I will forever remain depressed- false, I love football season regardless
I know that it can get worse even if it seems it cannot get worse- false, team is improving the last two years
I survived the Wannestadt and Cameron eras- true
I have somehow not accepted defeat- false
I believe in Tannehill-true As to the others, fans should root for the qb to succeed otherwise why are you fan?
I will never learn- true because I am never switching teams so my fate is sealed either way
I drink I drink so much this cannot be healthy- true but it has nothing to do with the fins
I will not let this team do this to me again who am I kidding of course I will- true
I am a Miami Dolphins fan- true
It's a cute and silly shirt but it's a few years too late, Go Dolphins!
Yea man, I dont hate my team so I must take things too seriously :idk:
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TheJetsBlow
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Lmfao, case in point.
TheJetsBlow
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If you laugh at yourself in this case, it means you hate the Dolphins. Didn't you hear? Logic baby.
Its one thing to laugh at a joke of the Dolphins being bad - I do all the time, but to actually purchase and wear a shirt mocking the team is just stupid.
TheJetsBlow
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I think you're missing the spirit of the shirt, but whatever man. We'll agree to disagree.
It realistically hits home with a chuckle for sure - but in a PC way, that really leaves out the obvious.
Here's the version for those open enough to take self-effacement to its natural incontrovertible conclusive truth.
Here's the version for those open enough to take self-effacement to its natural incontrovertible conclusive truth.
DisturbedShifty
Peace out
Grovel? What the hell are you talking about? I am not begging anyone for anything. It is accurate in the fact that every off season the team has a shot of being great yet falls short year after year. This will remain the case until they actually start winning on a regular basis. I am a pretty big homer, but even I am not blind to the fact that this team tends to let the fans down 95% of the time.
A shirt for the emo-dolfan - now thats some funny ****
truedolfan57
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Great shirt. Mine shipped yesterday