Breaking News: Jeff Ireland will anoint himself head coach of the Miami Dolphins as early as Monday. He stated he will handle all of the GM and coaching duties and give himself a 200% pay increase. In a surprising move he has opted to not hire an offensive, defensive, or special teams coordinator because he feels his team only needs a quarterback to take this team to the superbowl. Although it is widely believed that he could not actually find coordinators which would take the job, Ireland states he will only need a half an hour to prepare for teams during the week. He also stated that his first priority as head coach/GM is to resign RT Marc Colombo to a lucrative long term deal making him a Miami Dolphin for the remainder of his career, he states "I believe this is what the fans want to see from a high powered offense, corn fed lineman." He is excited for the draft stating "Draft time is my time to shine, I have my eye on this amazing punter so get ready Dolphin fans!"
