The New Coaching Staff Is In Town

[Ray R]

The New Coaching Staff is in Town

Plagiarized from:

Santa Claus is coming to town

Not recommended for Lemmings



You better not whine, you better not cry

You better wise up, I’m telling you why

The new coaching staff is in town



They’ve done it before, they know what to do

They’re changing out players and they know more than you

The new coaching staff is in town.



They know if players are misfits, they know which players have what it takes

They know if they are bad or good

So let them make the changes that they feel they need to make.



They’re grading the draft, they’re better at it then you

They’re mixing in Free Agents because that’s what the good teams do

The new coaching staff is in town.



They know we’re lacking cap space

They know we need new players

They know that it’s a balancing act

They don’t need no help from you



So sit back and watch; you may be surprised

When this team starts winning without your insights

The new coaching staff is in town

 

[mia4ever]

Wow these next couple of years is going to be brutal

 

[Ray R]

Wow these next couple of years is going to be brutal

I try to stay away from poetry for obvious reasons. Sometimes I just can't help myself!

 

[DefensiveEnd76]

Wish we could fast forward to 2022 and see what our team looks like then

 

[Ray R]

Wish we could fast forward to 2022 and see what our team looks like then

Remember the sales pitch from Cunard Lines (ocean going passenger line)?

Getting there is half the fun!

 

[FinPhan54]

Wish we could fast forward to 2022 and see what our team looks like then

just met a genie who let me see. This forum is literally on fire, every time you type finheaven your keyboard burns your fingers. Apollo has had some children, who immediately created accounts and act as his army. There is pure pandemonium, every thread is just pictures of the Allstate Mayhem guy.

As for the Dolphins, we just came off an 8-8 season.

 

[VBCheeseGrater]

Here's hoping you are the foretold soothsayer predicting the future of the Dolphins with this poetry.

For some reason, these verses remind me of "My ***** better have my money" from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

 

[FSU Truth]

Here's hoping you are the foretold soothsayer predicting the future of the Dolphins with this poetry.

For some reason, these verses remind me of "My ***** better have my money" from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

Great movie.

 

[Daytona Fin]

If you do Peter Cottontail, I will be really impressed.

 

[Scrap]

Wish we could fast forward to 2022 and see what our team looks like then

I just got back from there. Bad news: Tom Brady won 2 more Super Bowls and signed on for 5 years past that. Good News: He's decide to retire after that.

 

[Locke]

I hate the offseason.