What could be better than the story of a young, all-american yes-sir no-sir type QB with the media baselessly reporting that his boss wants to replace him with an alleged sex offender as his team is nose diving to 1-7 while he rides the pine (again), coming back off the bench mid game still injured since the team needs him desperately, and winning everything from then on to become the first 1-7 team to not only make the playoffs, but even finish with a winning record!
Apparently we now have direct contact to the league office with a new member, he can call em up, tell em to push this story, give Tua the Brady treatment (e.g. any contact = personal foul, grounding does not exist, and any long pass triggers automatic defensive pass interference). I'm kidding of course a little here, but the member has told us of these contacts so hey why not!
Then, with help we go on to play against Brady in the SB. Great game, comes down to the wire, 0:15 seconds left and down by 6 at tyeh NE 20, Tua misses a 4th and 14 pass to Waddle, but teh DE breathed on him, so he winces ala brady, gets the roughing call, next play hits gesiki for the TD as time expires.
NFL ratings in Hawaii would be huge!