T'was the night before Christmas and all in the AFC East
Rex Ryan was stirring, looking for feet
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
Tom Brady was busy conditioning his hair
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
Cant talk smack about the Bills- twice they have had our heads
Tom in his 'kerchief, Bill in his cap
Had just started filming another teams snaps
When out on the field arose such a clatter,
Up a center's ass so far, Marks head hit his bladder
To the window Bill flew like a flsh
Tom was relieved the fallice was removed from his....
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
And in the draft the Jests had just selected Geno
When what to Bills wandering eyes did appear,
Miami's fans showed up in December and loud they did cheer
With a young quarterback, so lively and quick
After the beating Tom acted like a dick.
More rapid than Wallace the players than came
Then Philbin whistled and called them by name
"Now Thomas, now! Misi, now! Grimes, now! Gibson"
"On Hartline, on! Wake, on! Pouncey, on! Tyson"
"Snap on go-go, we run the ball"
"Good luck with your blocking, they know the call"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
When Thomas picked Brady, he began to cry
So up on the podium, the curses they flew
The Pats played like **** and the fans they knew
Then in a twinkling, the playoffs to go
The team in our way, quarterbacking by Geno
the defense lowered their head, were running around
Geno's passes were completed, into the ground
He was covered in mud from his head to his foot
He looked like Geno Claus all covered in soot
Soon by Wake he was flung on his back
It looked like the same old Jests, another Miami sack
So this story is cut short, like Ravens playoffs hopes
Just something I did. Hope you enjoyed it, folks
Rex Ryan was stirring, looking for feet
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
Tom Brady was busy conditioning his hair
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
Cant talk smack about the Bills- twice they have had our heads
Tom in his 'kerchief, Bill in his cap
Had just started filming another teams snaps
When out on the field arose such a clatter,
Up a center's ass so far, Marks head hit his bladder
To the window Bill flew like a flsh
Tom was relieved the fallice was removed from his....
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
And in the draft the Jests had just selected Geno
When what to Bills wandering eyes did appear,
Miami's fans showed up in December and loud they did cheer
With a young quarterback, so lively and quick
After the beating Tom acted like a dick.
More rapid than Wallace the players than came
Then Philbin whistled and called them by name
"Now Thomas, now! Misi, now! Grimes, now! Gibson"
"On Hartline, on! Wake, on! Pouncey, on! Tyson"
"Snap on go-go, we run the ball"
"Good luck with your blocking, they know the call"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
When Thomas picked Brady, he began to cry
So up on the podium, the curses they flew
The Pats played like **** and the fans they knew
Then in a twinkling, the playoffs to go
The team in our way, quarterbacking by Geno
the defense lowered their head, were running around
Geno's passes were completed, into the ground
He was covered in mud from his head to his foot
He looked like Geno Claus all covered in soot
Soon by Wake he was flung on his back
It looked like the same old Jests, another Miami sack
So this story is cut short, like Ravens playoffs hopes
Just something I did. Hope you enjoyed it, folks
