The Reddit roast of the Miami Dolphins

[SCLSU Mud Dogs]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/4w06ec/rnfl_roast_of_the_miami_dolphins_3132/

Some of my favorite comments:

It's the year 2116. The cure to cancer has been found, fighting in the middle east has stopped, and sports analysts are saying this is Tannehill's breakout year.

Dolphins fans have better costumes than anyone in the league, including the raiders. We just have a couple guys going all out, but they have thousands of dedicated supporters dressing up as seats.

Christine Michael had more rush attempts per game than Lamar Miller last year
To put that in perspective, Michael started the season as the third string RB, traded (Dal), cut (from Dal), cut again (from Wash), and signed on a minimum deal (back to Seattle, mid-Dec). ALL DURING THE SEASON.

 

[scodoublet]

Funny....but ouch!

 

[MiZFiT]

Another good one:

Dolphins fans are browsing this thread in incognito mode so they don't have to deal with the bullying

 

[finfanaz]

I found that roast rather mild compared to some of the other ones. If you want a good laugh look up the Browns or Pats roast. Brutal...