Frank-n-Furter
Chick Magnet
Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Well here's a little story bout a man named Drew
Got a Ring in New Orleans and his Patriot days are through
One thing that is suprising to his fans, his team, and all,
Is there's only one team that wants him
and he won't accept their call
Cincinnati that is.... Sh!!ty football, Sh!!tier baseball
Well one day Drew was sittin' 'round, a bottle in his hand
He called up his sports agent and said " Dude, I need a plan"!
He said "Well Drew is there someplace that you would like to go?
Drew said I can suck anyplace, just not in Ohio.
(to be completed on the annoucement of Drew's final resting place)
Well here's a little story bout a man named Drew
Got a Ring in New Orleans and his Patriot days are through
One thing that is suprising to his fans, his team, and all,
Is there's only one team that wants him
and he won't accept their call
Cincinnati that is.... Sh!!ty football, Sh!!tier baseball
Well one day Drew was sittin' 'round, a bottle in his hand
He called up his sports agent and said " Dude, I need a plan"!
He said "Well Drew is there someplace that you would like to go?
Drew said I can suck anyplace, just not in Ohio.
(to be completed on the annoucement of Drew's final resting place)