This 1 quote by Gase sums everything up perfectly....

[THE OG CANEPHINS]

I have had it in my sig since the day he was announced and had his first press conference.

"If it doesn't suck, we aren't doing it".

One thing is for sure, we suck and we are doing it. This team has taken sucking to an art form. So much so you could call us Picasso because we are that damn abstract.

We couldn't do suck any more than we already are.

 

[royalshank]

We have invented a whole new category of suckery.

 

[miamiron]

Lets respect the fact that it takes a considerable
amount of thought and work to achieve the suckery
that the Dolphins have displayed this season

 

[Adam First]

And yet due to sheer luck (Koo miss, Mariota injury, Matty Ice meltdown, McCown INT) we have four wins.

Cleveland would kill for our luck.

 

[DisturbedShifty]

Maybe I am just dumb, but what the hell does that even mean?

 

[NYC#1finsfan]

We as fans have become accustomed to losing thus we have become losers. How does it feel?

 

[BahamaFinFan78]

And yet, we suck at sucking. We can't suck enough to get a higher draft pick. We snuck a few wins just so we will be drafting in the middle of the pack.

 

[SabanHater]

Only the dolphins could give up that last second touchdown the way they did. I just started laughing. We suck so bad

 

[tommyp]

we HAVE to lead the league in Pre-snap penalties.. it's so frustrating

 

[montequi]

We're failing forward REALLY fast!

 

[finmann]

And yet, we suck at sucking. We can't suck enough to get a higher draft pick. We snuck a few wins just so we will be drafting in the middle of the pack.

We won't be drafting in the middle of the pack.

 

[DisturbedShifty]

Only the dolphins could give up that last second touchdown the way they did. I just started laughing. We suck so bad

So did I. I don't know what was wrong with just catching it, taking a knee and letting Moore take a shot at the endzone.

 

[FinsGonnaRock06]

Top 5 pick here we come :)

 

[eagle3372]

Top 5 pick here we come :)

Who cares we’ll just blow that pick anyway. We can’t draft for ****.

 

[Michael Scott]

Please just lose out. The last thing we need is to string off a couple of meaningless picks and get stuck picking in the teens. We need to prioritize getting into the top 5.