This Is Hilarious You Have To Read It!

[pacresjt]

I found this on deadspin and this guy rips Miami apart before the season started. He nailed every prediction he made and it’s funny as hell. There is a part in the middle where he slams the city, read through it because at the end of the article he just nails Gase to a tee! Enjoy the read.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-miami-dolphins-1828247902/amp

 

[D0lphan72]

Deadspin is ****ing trash.

 

[BobDole]

I read those articles every season and they're always funny. The gold is in the comments though.

 

[Gonzo]

Deadspin is ****ing trash.

The fact that people read these articles and take it to heart every year just makes it funnier.

 

[phins_4_ever]

I found this on deadspin and this guy rips Miami apart before the season started. He nailed every prediction he made and it’s funny as hell. There is a part in the middle where he slams the city, read through it because at the end of the article he just nails Gase to a tee! Enjoy the read.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-miami-dolphins-1828247902/amp

That is creepy

Instead you’re gonna get four games of Tannehill and a dozen games of Brock Osweiler. I’m sure opposing defenses will be quaking in their boots.

 

[phins_4_ever]

Deadspin is ****ing trash.

These articles are supposed to be funny and taken a little on the light side of life. They do it for every team.

 

[Geordie]

I started reading it but lost interest pretty quick, not remotely funny man. Didn't get all the way through because I was so bored.

 

[Third Eye]

Four games of RT and twelve of Osweiler. Wow that’s actually pretty prophetic.

 

[ForksPhin]

These articles are supposed to be funny and taken a little on the light side of life. They do it for every team.

Except this one legitimately nailed the Dolphins season.

 

[phins_4_ever]

Except this one legitimately nailed the Dolphins season.

Kinda did, didn't he?

 

[Awsi Dooger]

Very good writing style, especially later in the piece. He has some Jim Murray tendencies if we would just lighten up and replace the profanity with humor.

Jim Murray doesn't deserve anybody to be compared to him but there were a couple of paragraphs there that were as close as I've seen in a long time.

 

[pacresjt]

That is creepy

Right! And also the part about Gase force feeding the 35 year old Gore while Drake Rita on the bench. I mean this guy nailed it. Even the part about making fun of Hase the Guru. Creepy but dead on.

 

[Fins1971]

"They also signed Danny Amendola, which is hilarious because you know damn well they’re getting the Rams Amendola and not the Patriots Amendola. It’s like the world’s worst revenge for the Wes Welker trade. Amendola will have 68 concussions and a wooden leg by October."

He missed on that one a little bit. Amendola is the Dolphins top receiver in catches and yards and has started every game.

 

[Jests_Hater]

Lucky b@stard. 10 mil retirement gift from the Phins and now gets to do nothing during the day and go down on Kristen Cavallari every night. Some life.

 

[Shula Fan]

This comment was spot on for this site:

“37-year-old Ryan Tannehill: ready for a breakout season? Join us for a panel discussion after the close of their latest 8-8 effort.”