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This may be the wrong forum, but I have a confession to make

mercury 40 said:
well i am related to bat masterson, jeb stuart, faith hill, madonna, napoleon bonaparte, king charles I and king charles II and jay feidler but i am related to me, myself and I and we get along just fine. and jay was adopted so that should explain the ears. :baghead: :aj: :horsey:
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roses are red
violets are blue
i'm a schizophrenic
and so am i

j/k - luv ya merc :hump:
 
Boik14 said:
Wow, when I read the title I thought you were announcing that you were gay, just like this thread....

I guess by comparison that would have been almost fortunate for you.
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Wow. Did your parents have any kids with an IQ over 80?
 
PassRush said:
I have only been posting here for a few days now but I feel I have to get this off my chest. I feel like this deep, dark secret has been eating me alive since 2001. Before I make it known please know that I am as big a Dolphins fan as any of you, allbeit I am young. I was born a Dolfan and I was raised a Dolfan and it makes it even harder to put this out there.

Tom Brady is my second cousin:cry: :cry: :cry:
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And I suppose ur the one that told him to throw that int. against us last year
 
Just curious, the one pic of Brady goin down with the ball coming out of his hand, did they call the Tuck Rule on that one? :rofl3: :evil:
 
OK, if we are talking about relatives..........
I'm the illegitimate son of Elvis. He banged my mom (Ann Margret) in 1964 and 9 months later I was born. They didnt want the scandal so they put me up for adoption. All my records, including the fact that I was ever an orphan, were destroyed in 4 simultaneous fires in late 1965. The county courthouse, the hopital where I was born, the orphanage, and my adoptive parents house all caught fire and burned to the ground at the same moment.
This fact, along with everyone I know denying my obvious lineage, leads me to believe that there is a worldwide conspiracy to cover up the truth. Probably headed by Lisa-Marie to keep from giving me my share of the money.:lol:
 
PHINPHOURLIFE said:
me and brady are peter cousins, weve banged the same chick:)
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LOL.... when I first read this I thought you said that you and PETER BRADY were cousins and that you banged the same chick....which, of course would be Florence Henderson :lol:

then again, that was Greg, wasn't it?
 
C'mon guys, cut the kid some slack. Who knows....he could be telling the truth. Seriously, someone has to be Brady's cousin....why not one of our own? I'm certain that others here on this board are relatives (or distant relatives) to other famous people.

If you are interested, check out the following:

Six degrees of separation is the theory that anyone on the planet can be connected to any other person on the planet through a chain of acquaintances that has no more than five intermediaries. The theory was first proposed in 1929 by the Hungarian writer Frigyes Karinthy in a short story called "Chains".
 
Man this is the funniest thread I have seen on this site, Hey dude If you are Brady's cousin dont be ashamed, he's a great QB, Its ok to be embarassed.

Since were talking about lineage let me just say I am the Grandson of an Italian Mofia Don (which is weird because I'm Hispanic dont ask me how the system works) In anycase Give meyour cousins adrees so I can have him out of commision, if you know what I mean.:evil:
 
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