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Thought this would be fun as a change of pace - Remake Ace Ventura per 2011

fatkirstyalley

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Ok...so Chad Henne is kidnapped before a REGULAR season game. Lay out the plot, lets take it for a walk and see where we end up. (hollywood speak). I will lay out my plot, but it involves PF Changs a bit too much...currently re-writing

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My plot will take it kinda from a different angle. Ace Ventura is a grizzled ex Black Ops "Asset". He recieved a large sum of money from an annoymous benefactor to hunt down and make Checkdown Chad unavailable. Henne had been kidnapped by Tony Sparano and Jeff Ireland for his safety and because they continue to believe he is the key to their future success. Evenutally Ace Ventura is subdued by eventual Dolphins Starter Matt Moore. Luckily for Dolphin fans Henne returns 25 minutes before kickoff and plays....Proceeds to throw 3 picks of which one was a house call.
 
fatkirstyalley said:
My plot will take it kinda from a different angle. Ace Ventura is a grizzled ex Black Ops "Asset". He recieved a large sum of money from an annoymous benefactor to hunt down and make Checkdown Chad unavailable. Henne had been kidnapped by Tony Sparano and Jeff Ireland for his safety and because they continue to believe he is the key to their future success. Evenutally Ace Ventura is subdued by eventual Dolphins Starter Matt Moore. Luckily for Dolphin fans Henne returns 25 minutes before kickoff and plays....Proceeds to throw 3 picks of which one was a house call.
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I would probably find this more humorous if I remembered the plot of the original movie at all... or if the punch line was actually funny instead of a simple jab a Henne.




But, to stay on topic, my plot works exactly like the original plot(which I almost completely forget) except the dude who cross-dressed as a chick is now played by Channing Crowder... Ah, hell, just throw Channing Crowder and Jim Carrey in the same room, I'm sure something funny will happen.
 
Coming up with a roundabout way to **** on Henne isn't exactly a change of pace.
 
Einhorn is Henne!!!!! Henne is Einhorn!!!! SHE'S A MAN!!!!!!!
 
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Since there are no more live mascots at Dolphins games aside from a fat dude in a dolphin costume, a group of masked thugs and a shady figure spike the drinks of celebrity owners Marc Anthony, Fergie and quarterback Chad Henne at an afterparty at the LIV nightclub. Ace Ventura is investigating a missing dachshund in the Omni neighborhood of Miami, when he gets a call from Mike Dee, the CEO of the Dolphins. Since over half of the Miami-Dade Police Department hates Chad Henne, the county detectives are reluctant to pursue the case, leaving the 305's favorite pet dick up to the case. Since Tone-Loc is a bit too 90s for this modern-day role, he partners up with Ludacris, a narcotics detective at MDPD, to help track down the two celebrities and Chad Henne.

I'll think of some more stuff later.
 
Well i am the Executive Chef at Pf changs at tropicana in Atlantic City, ill take care of the food.. lol
 
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