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Chuck Willie

Chuck Willie

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The Dolphins are an absolute **** show and the reason for my most recent relapse on Alcohol.

Why do I continue to do this to myself? The definition of insanity: doing the same thing and expecting different results. By that definition I'm definitely insane.

Did I expect to be a contender this year? No. Did I expect Ryan Tannehill to magically become Aaron Rodgers? Absolutely not. Did I expect Adam Gase to come in and be Bill Belichick? Hardly. But I did expect to see some semblance of a professional football team and have a reason for optimism going forward. I didn't expect to be the laughingstock of the NFL...

Ryan Tannehill is painfully mediocre. Spin it however you want. Don't cut him until you have a plan in place but starting devising NOW.

The RBs are laughable.

Our TEs suck donkey dick.

OL sucks.

LBs suck.

Secondary is as thin as my penis.

Special teams makes me want to off myself.

Shout out to Reshad Jones, Landry, Suh, Devante, Darr, Howard, Tunsil,

Blow it up immediately
 
Bro, don't let this dumpster fire of a team be the reason to relapse on alcohol. If its a problem, stay strong and stay sober and stay away from triggers like this team. Your life and well being matter more.
 
Chuck "little" Willie, I agree with everything you said minus the penis part. Nothing sends you to rehab than this team. You forgot to mention

coaching sucks

GM is pathetic.!

Onwer is clueless as fuch!!

ANd Tannenbaum is just that- a bum!
 
He just may have a self-made Finheaven Rookie of the Year trophy showcased in his bedroom somewhere. Interesting rant.
 
Chuck Willie said:
The Dolphins are an absolute **** show and the reason for my most recent relapse on Alcohol.

Why do I continue to do this to myself? The definition of insanity: doing the same thing and expecting different results. By that definition I'm definitely insane.

Did I expect to be a contender this year? No. Did I expect Ryan Tannehill to magically become Aaron Rodgers? Absolutely not. Did I expect Adam Gase to come in and be Bill Belichick? Hardly. But I did expect to see some semblance of a professional football team and have a reason for optimism going forward. I didn't expect to be the laughingstock of the NFL...

Ryan Tannehill is painfully mediocre. Spin it however you want. Don't cut him until you have a plan in place but starting devising NOW.

The RBs are laughable.

Our TEs suck donkey dick.

OL sucks.

LBs suck.

Secondary is as thin as my penis.

Special teams makes me want to off myself.

Shout out to Reshad Jones, Landry, Suh, Devante, Darr, Howard, Tunsil,

Blow it up immediately
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You're going to relapse because of a football team? :bobdole:
 
Hope your relapse statement was more in jest than an actual deviation from needed sobriety. A lot of close friends have been in and out their whole lives and I don't wish that on anyone. Yes, the Dolphins suck, but keep it together for your own sake!

I hate to say it, but sometimes it takes a deep dive towards a top 3 pick to right a team's ship. We could be taking that dive, or we could have a resurgence of mediocrity starting on this 4 game home stand.... and I'm not sure which is worse.
 
If I can steal a quote from one of the greatest bars in the Abacos. the bars name is Petes Pub. Great place if any of you guys get a chance to get down there. Anyways their slogan is "Rehab is for Quitters"
 
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The team currently is a mess however win the next two and everyone can step back from the ledge :hump:

In the meantime GO CANES :brewskis:
 
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