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To our rival a poem

PASQUALE

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J-ust E-nd T-he S-eason.
By Pasquale

Once upon a time earlier in the year you were lookin’ so fine
At 8-3 the Jets were in their prime for a Super Bowl bid.
didn't you think?

But now they're a mess, You and owner to your 9-6.
I must confess, they have just regressed.
I ain't kiddin' they are the Jets for Christ sakes!

I laugh about all the games where they loss out west.
Now you they don't talk so loud. Now they don't seem so proud.
And you have to ask their players, "Are you guys for real?"

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be losing 3 of 4 and shouldv’e been 4 of 4?
To have lots of regrets to hire an old fart like Favre?
To be the New York Jets?

Aw, your coach did something stupid Mr. Mangina
you know you only regret it.
Nobody's ever taught you how to face an angry New York media and their fans for what you done.

Now you're gonna have to get used to it because Sunday you’re going to get fired.
You say you never compromised with Mike T. and the Mad Dog Owner, but now you realize
they're not accepting any alibis
as you stare into the vacuum of your players' eyes
and say, "Hey, what's the deal?"

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be losers, yes?
To have lots of regrets?
This is as bad as it gets!
This is the New York Jets!

Aw, you never turned around to see the frowns
on the green-and-white clowns when they all got down
and hit the grass for you!
You never understood that it ain't no good!
You shouldn't let and old fart try to pass for you!
You used to ride on a horse with Belicheat, your diplomat
a real cool cat and cheater at that!
Ain't it hard when you discover that
it was a bad move since he's been where he’s at
and suddenly Chad Pennington the one you cast away looks like such a steal for a team the Miami Dolphins who is going to kick the living crud out of youl!

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be losing to the best damn QB you have ever had?
To have lots of regrets?
This is as bad as it gets!
You are the Crappy New York Jets!

The San Francisco 49ers, the Oakland Raiders, the Seattle Seahawks and the San Diego Chargers think they're finer because they kick the crud out of you whiners.

They're all drinkin' and thinkin' that they got it made for they were spoilers this year and that grand to them!

The New Pathetics flash their jewelry of 3 Super Bowl Rings which they cheated to get but you better take that Super Bowl III trophy you got pawn it, baby for you will never see a championship and as you live!

You used to be so amused at being a Dolphin killer that you used be. Come Sunday that will all change you will see.

You got nothing left, so just lay down and die for you know right now the Pathetics will win and you will be out before our game even begins. Because you also know the Ravens will win as well.

Your team really sucks now, it's impossible to conceal!

How does it feel?
How does it feel to be a New York Jets fan?
To have lots of regrets for what has transpired in hiring an old fart to take over you team?
This is as bad as it gets!
For you are the Crappy New York Jets!
GO DOLPHINS!!!
2008 AFC EAST CHAMPIONS!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO DOLFANS!!!

Just a poem I put together.

GO DOLPHINS!!! :woot:
 
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