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J-ust E-nd T-he S-eason.
By Pasquale

Once upon a time earlier in the year you were lookin’ so fine
At 8-3 the Jets were in their prime for a Super Bowl bid.
didn't you think?

But now they're a mess, You and owner to your 9-6.
I must confess, they have just regressed.
I ain't kiddin' they are the Jets for Christ sakes!

I laugh about all the games where they loss out west.
Now you they don't talk so loud. Now they don't seem so proud.
And you have to ask their players, "Are you guys for real?"

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be losing 3 of 4 and shouldv’e been 4 of 4?
To have lots of regrets to hire an old fart like Favre?
To be the New York Jets?

Aw, your coach did something stupid Mr. Mangina
you know you only regret it.
Nobody's ever taught you how to face an angry New York media and their fans for what you done.

Now you're gonna have to get used to it because Sunday you’re going to get fired.
You say you never compromised with Mike T. and the Mad Dog Owner, but now you realize
they're not accepting any alibis
as you stare into the vacuum of your players' eyes
and say, "Hey, what's the deal?"

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be losers, yes?
To have lots of regrets?
This is as bad as it gets!
This is the New York Jets!

Aw, you never turned around to see the frowns
on the green-and-white clowns when they all got down
and hit the grass for you!
You never understood that it ain't no good!
You shouldn't let and old fart try to pass for you!
You used to ride on a horse with Belicheat, your diplomat
a real cool cat and cheater at that!
Ain't it hard when you discover that
it was a bad move since he's been where he’s at
and suddenly Chad Pennington the one you cast away looks like such a steal for a team the Miami Dolphins who is going to kick the living crud out of youl!

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be losing to the best damn QB you have ever had?
To have lots of regrets?
This is as bad as it gets!
You are the Crappy New York Jets!

The San Francisco 49ers, the Oakland Raiders, the Seattle Seahawks and the San Diego Chargers think they're finer because they kick the crud out of you whiners.

They're all drinkin' and thinkin' that they got it made for they were spoilers this year and that grand to them!

The New Pathetics flash their jewelry of 3 Super Bowl Rings which they cheated to get but you better take that Super Bowl III trophy you got pawn it, baby for you will never see a championship and as you live!

You used to be so amused at being a Dolphin killer that you used be. Come Sunday that will all change you will see.

You got nothing left, so just lay down and die for you know right now the Pathetics will win and you will be out before our game even begins. Because you also know the Ravens will win as well.

Your team really sucks now, it's impossible to conceal!

How does it feel?
How does it feel to be a New York Jets fan?
To have lots of regrets for what has transpired in hiring an old fart to take over you team?
This is as bad as it gets!
For you are the Crappy New York Jets!
GO DOLPHINS!!!
2008 AFC EAST CHAMPIONS!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO DOLFANS!!!

Just a poem I put together.

GO DOLPHINS!!! :woot:
 
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house..
Everyone was feeling chitty, even the mouse..
A Jets Fan on the toily, Farve smokin some grass
Me about ready to nestle up to a warm piece of ...

When outside the window, I hear such a clatter
I spring to my gun and see whats the matter
Out on the roof.. I look up to see a parked Jet..
and guess who I see.. its that ***gy guy they call Brett

He came down my chimney, like a bat outta hell
I knew that fat B*stard, slipped and musta fell
He stole all the stockings that were filled with whiskey and beer
He even stole my sisters dress.. God he must be queer

All of a sudden, Joey Porter busts thru the door
Good ol Brett tripped and fell to the floor
Up the chimney he goes with an exploding fart
Joey's yelling, I'm gonna tear you apart

Have no fear, it'll soon to be Sunday Night
The Dolphins will be there... to flex their might
Off the roof, Bretts flying outta sight
The AFC East Champ game is gonna be one hellofa fight..
 
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house..
Everyone was feeling chitty, even the mouse..
A Jets Fan on the toily, Farve smokin some grass
Me about ready to nestle up to a warm piece of ...

When outside the window, I hear such a clatter
I spring to my gun and see whats the matter
Out on the roof.. I look up to see a parked Jet..
and guess who I see.. its that ***gy guy they call Brett

He came down my chimney, like a bat outta hell
I knew that fat B*stard, slipped and musta fell
He stole all the stockings that were filled with whiskey and beer
He even stole my sisters dress.. God he must be queer

All of a sudden, Joey Porter busts thru the door
Good ol Brett tripped and fell to the floor
Up the chimney he goes with an exploding fart
Joey's yelling, I'm gonna tear you apart

Have no fear, it'll soon to be Sunday Night
The Dolphins will be there... to flex their might
Off the roof, Bretts flying outta sight
The AFC East Champ game is gonna be one hellofa fight..

Good job!! That's the spirit!! :lol::lol::lol: GO DOLPHINS!!!
 
Nice... Merry Christmas to you.

Buon Natale!! (Italian for Merry Christmas). Hope everyone had a great day now it's off to work tomorrow because my boss said so. Oh well, it's only till 3pm and then I enjoy my weekend with a bang on Sunday you best believe for our Miami Dolphins will be Champs of East at end of day and us fans will be all cheering all night for we will be playing the following weekend!! You got that right!!!

GO DOLPHNS!!!
 
I am not taking credit for this one, but I thought I would share it. I received this from a friend.

Twas Week 17 and all through the land, Miami was flowing with excited Fish fans.


The stage was set in the meadowland air, in hope that St. Pennington soon would be there.


The Jets fans were worried, alone in their beds, while nightmares of Wildcats danced through their heads.


Chad in his jersey and Sparano with cap, they just couldn't wait for that Sunday first snap.


From one and 15 arose such a clatter, I sprang off the couch to see what's the matter.


Wearing number 10, not to be outdone, I knew it was him, our St. Pen-ing-ton.


Now Ricky, now Ronnie, now Polite and Mar-tin , on Cobbs, on Bess, on Fasano and Ginn.


Chad sprang to the huddle, Joey Porter gave cheer, and onward they went, like a new team, a new year.


But then I heard Chad exclaim, as the team drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to Jets fans good night!
 
wow, like a rolling stone? Or more like Brett favre driving off a cliff stoned.

thats slightly impressive but some of the lines don't work... but valient effort and I won't even try to beat it so... good job!
 
ODE TO THE PORCUPINE

What's the difference
Between a Jets home game
Their fans sitting so glumly
In disbelief and pain

As compared to a den
Of porcupines
With eyes so clear
and hair so fine??

How to distinguish
Aside from the pride?
It's that one of them has
The priques on the outside!

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