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"Day-yamn! Look at the size of this guy’s friggin’ face. Sitting on a huge torso on the other side of the line is a melon that looks like it’s about to burst through the thin red bars that bind it. Gillenwater blinks away the disbelief, regains his composure and glares at the ball, watching for the snap. But when it comes, Gillenwater, a mere waif at 263 pounds, is lost before he can even react. A huge flash of red crashes into his chest like a fire truck, sending him flying from the line. And as Gillenwater lies on the turf, his senses scrambled, a deep menacing belly laugh draws him back to reality. Welcome to the world of Toniu Fonoti.
To his opponents, Nebraska’s 6'4", 363-pound guard doesn’t even appear human. He’s more like a rhino with a goatee. His head is as big as a beer keg; his calves are Virginia Hams. And the rhino part? Milt Tenopir, the Huskers’ crusty OL coach, has seen his linemen collect six of Nebraska’s record eight Outland Trophies, and says Toniu (ta-NOO) is the school’s best ever. “His level of intensity is overpowering,” says Tenopir."

"As a sophomore last season, Fonoti set the school record with 155 pancake blocks, inspiring awestruck teammates to nickname him God. It’s a mark he’s already passed this fall. And if his 20 pancakes against Baylor on Oct. 13 and his 32 against Texas Tech a week later aren’t enough to re-circuit your brain, consider this: The greatest lineman in Nebraska history and the most devastating force in college football is just 19 years old."

http://espn.go.com/magazine/vol4no24fonoti.html
 
Aussiefinfan54 said:
lets hope he gets that sought of a review from our coaches

Damn straight. How are things down under?
 
jim1 said:
Damn straight. How are things down under?


things are going pretty good down here thanks mate, no dramas hopefully the same where u r from. lets just hope we get many more phin wins before the end of the season!!! :D
 
fat density of the wide body

Does anyone know the current state of bloutation concerning this wide body. Is he in game shape?
 
If he takes a while to get into game shape, and pick up this new offense.
I think we can use him in the "Heavy Jumbo" package, on short yardage and goaline. Road Grater pancaker heaven.
 
The guy sounds like a beast but why was he available? I don't know but I'm sure it's not good. Hope for the best though, what else can we do?
 
Aussiefinfan54 said:
things are going pretty good down here thanks mate, no dramas hopefully the same where u r from. lets just hope we get many more phin wins before the end of the season!!! :D

Hey Aussiefinfan54,

I am thinking of moving to Australia. Can you watch phins games over there?

Sorry to change topics on the thread..
 
jim1 said:
"Day-yamn! Look at the size of this guy’s friggin’ face. Sitting on a huge torso on the other side of the line is a melon that looks like it’s about to burst through the thin red bars that bind it. Gillenwater blinks away the disbelief, regains his composure and glares at the ball, watching for the snap. But when it comes, Gillenwater, a mere waif at 263 pounds, is lost before he can even react. A huge flash of red crashes into his chest like a fire truck, sending him flying from the line. And as Gillenwater lies on the turf, his senses scrambled, a deep menacing belly laugh draws him back to reality. Welcome to the world of Toniu Fonoti.
To his opponents, Nebraska’s 6'4", 363-pound guard doesn’t even appear human. He’s more like a rhino with a goatee. His head is as big as a beer keg; his calves are Virginia Hams. And the rhino part? Milt Tenopir, the Huskers’ crusty OL coach, has seen his linemen collect six of Nebraska’s record eight Outland Trophies, and says Toniu (ta-NOO) is the school’s best ever. “His level of intensity is overpowering,†says Tenopir."

"As a sophomore last season, Fonoti set the school record with 155 pancake blocks, inspiring awestruck teammates to nickname him God. It’s a mark he’s already passed this fall. And if his 20 pancakes against Baylor on Oct. 13 and his 32 against Texas Tech a week later aren’t enough to re-circuit your brain, consider this: The greatest lineman in Nebraska history and the most devastating force in college football is just 19 years old."

http://espn.go.com/magazine/vol4no24fonoti.html


And yet somehow he's avalible in the middle of the season....for free!!!! Whats that tell you??? It tells me he won't contribute at all and won't be on the roster come springtime.
 
IluvJuMiami said:
The guy sounds like a beast but why was he available? I don't know but I'm sure it's not good. Hope for the best though, what else can we do?
When he played in SD and Minnesota he had trouble keeping his weight down and there was some off the field problems. I read he had attitude problem at Tampa as well.
 
The guy has major weight issues, so I think he's a long shot from being able to contribute...but we'll see.
 
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