Top 10 Things I Blame Dave Wannstedt For

[DrAstroZoom]

10. He made me end this thread title in a preposition. (Obviously, I've been affected by his press conferences from a grammatical standpoint.)

9. I haven't had a date in 12 years. (Wait a minute ... I've been married 12 years.)

8. Smarty Jones didn't win the Triple Crown. (Dave didn't post a lobster trap in his paddock. Slacker.)

7. The surge in gas prices. (Do you have any idea how much crude oil it takes to maintain that moustache?)

6. Simon and Garfunkel's breakup.

5. Simon and Garfunkel's reunion.

4. The decline of morals in western civilization.

3. The rutrn to Victorian-era prudishness in western civilization.

2. My paralysis. (Ah, Wanny ... why did you have to quit med school?)

1. Everything else.

 

[Disgustipate]

I, too have been paralyzed by the crookedness of Wanny's hideous pornstar 'stache. I smell class action.

 

[BigFinFan]

10. He made me end this thread title in a preposition. (Obviously, I've been affected by his press conferences from a grammatical standpoint.)

9. I haven't had a date in 12 years. (Wait a minute ... I've been married 12 years.)

8. Smarty Jones didn't win the Triple Crown. (Dave didn't post a lobster trap in his paddock. Slacker.)

7. The surge in gas prices. (Do you have any idea how much crude oil it takes to maintain that moustache?)

6. Simon and Garfunkel's breakup.

5. Simon and Garfunkel's reunion.

4. The decline of morals in western civilization.

3. The rutrn to Victorian-era prudishness in western civilization.

2. My paralysis. (Ah, Wanny ... why did you have to quit med school?)

1. Everything else.

Classic DrAstroZoom...Classic!

This should immediately be moved to "Flippers Finest"

 

[dolfanreal69]

Funny to be sure,however, you might be right about the oil prices.LMAO!

 

[LIQUID24]

I blame Wanny cuz I failed my history class

 

[xiidaen]

Outstanding!

 

[darkoak]

If I could blame him for my credit cards I would.:roflmao: Unfortunately I can blame him only for terrible coaching.

 

[GMP-AGAIN]

Very funny stuff. Thanks for the laughs:roflmao: .

 

[Maybe Memories]

I blame Wanny cuz I failed my history class

LOL i think u have a little too much time on the comp.... 1000 posts already??? wow thats alot!!!

 

[LIQUID24]

LOL i think u have a little too much time on the comp.... 1000 posts already??? wow thats alot!!!

It's only 10 per day but thanks for your concern kid

 

[Shula Fan]

I would have 10 per day too, if I could access this site at my job. :D

 

[MDFINFAN]

If I could blame him for my credit cards I would.:roflmao: Unfortunately I can blame him only for terrible coaching.

Prove that he's a terrible coach.... :shakeno:

 

[VanDolPhan]

It's only 10 per day but thanks for your concern kid

I work at home online and I still don't have that much time hehe.

 

[Muck]

You should have fit that into one of your commentary pieces. Good stuff. :up:

 

[BlueFin]

Prove that he's a terrible coach.... :shakeno:

Only three playoff appearances in 10 years, one playoff victory,never gotten past the second round of the playoffs, W/L percentage hovers around .500 which is mediocre...........Results are all that matters, excuses are for losers :D