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Just for Laughs! Some comments from a Sun-Sentinel blog called "Write a caption for this picture". The picture showed Ted Ginn looking towards the sidelines and Sparano furiously pointing a finger at him. Some of the following comments were edited to make reading easier and/or funnier.​
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TOP 25 THINGS SPARANAO WAS HEARD YELLING AT TED GINN JR​

1. One more drop from you, and I’m giving someone else from your family a try at receiver!!
2. Get your *** back out there. You’re staying out there until you catch one! How many weeks in a row can I continue to defend you? People are going to get suspicious! Honey!
3. If you ever...ever, ever, ever...drop another easy ball like that again, I'm going to dedicate an entire week of practice to throwing nothing but crossing routes to you and tell the defense that there is no out of bounds line.
4. Great job keeping that uniform clean Teddy, your momma's going to be proud of you!
5. Teddy, for the last time, your hands are not goal posts!!! When the ball goes through them we don't get points.
6. I know I said sometimes its good when a player fails forward but if you say you're just failing forward again, I'm gonna whoop your ***!
7. You know you’re not a cornerback right? You’re supposed to catch the fricking ball not deflect it to the other team.
8. You’re already up to your jersey number in dropped balls. At this rate you are going to have to buy Jason Taylor’s number from him.
9. Teddy you need to go into protective custody!!! All of MIAMI has a hit out on you!
10. You piece of Garbage, You couldn't catch the swine flu at a pig farm.
11. Nice drop you pansy.
12. You couldn't catch a cold if it was covered in crazy glue and handed to you in your hands.
13. Teddy, you do know you’re a Dolphins wide receiver, not a Saints Cornerback, right?
14. Teddy you're dead meat. Sorry buddy I didn’t mean that. Let's go deep sea fishing after the game on my boat. I’ll bring a football we can play catch on the boat.
15. I tried to trade you but nobody was stupid enough to bite. Billy Mayes couldn’t sell your sorry ***.
16. No, no, no! You are supposed to "catch" the ball, Teddy. Try to keep up with the rest of the class now!
17. If you say you’re sorry to me one more time, I'm gonna kick your *** on national TV!
18. Teddy what’s up with this love of Vaseline? I told you to put stick'em on your hands, not Vaseline!
19. You’re going to keep those PINK Gloves, PINK Shoes, pink shoulder pads, and pink Jock strap on, until you can catch that damn ball.
20. Teddy you’re taking this Michigan - Ohio State rivalry too far. Catch the damn ball and stop worrying bout making Henne look good!
21. How did you get that smudge on your jersey? Did you slip running out of bounds?
22. Nice catch! No not you Teddy, I'm trying to point to Hartline. Get the hell out of the way!
23. I'm dropping you from my fantasy team as soon as this game is over.
24. Get back out there, the play hasn't even started and you're already running out of bounds!
25. Hey Ginn! You still work for me, remember? I can't believe it either, but you're still wearing a Dolphin’s uniform! You're supposed to catch the pass from Henne, not deflect it to the other team!
 
dougfinsfan72 said:
15. I tried to trade you but nobody was stupid enough to bite. Billy Mayes couldn’t sell your sorry ***. ​
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HI! Ghost of Billy Mays here for Ted Ginn Jr. The Wide Receiver that will frustrate you so much, that you will want to beat him senseless with a meat cleaver.
 
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you left one off.

your daddy Cam isnt here anymore and the fans cant turn their thumbs up until you catch more then one pass in a three week period.
 
I think it would have been more like

"Ted #$%^&*())#$%^&*()(*##$%%@@%$&())(^#$%^&*()*&^%$##$%^^%@@$#%%^^&&&%$$%&*^^^^^.......... and your family"
Chubbs
 
I would make him run endless crossing routes and out patterns but instead of footballs I would have Joey Porter throw hammers.
 
"This is bull****. Youre supposed to an earner. That's why you got a top ****ing position!! Let me tell you somethin'. I murdered friends before, even relatives. My cousin Tony, my best friend Puss... But this? Ma Fangul! It's a difficult situaaaaation!"
 
dougfinsfan72 said:
Just for Laughs! Some comments from a Sun-Sentinel blog called "Write a caption for this picture". The picture showed Ted Ginn looking towards the sidelines and Sparano furiously pointing a finger at him. Some of the following comments were edited to make reading easier and/or funnier.​

TOP 25 THINGS SPARANAO WAS HEARD YELLING AT TED GINN JR​

1. One more drop from you, and I’m giving someone else from your family a try at receiver!!
2. Get your *** back out there. You’re staying out there until you catch one! How many weeks in a row can I continue to defend you? People are going to get suspicious! Honey!
3. If you ever...ever, ever, ever...drop another easy ball like that again, I'm going to dedicate an entire week of practice to throwing nothing but crossing routes to you and tell the defense that there is no out of bounds line.
4. Great job keeping that uniform clean Teddy, your momma's going to be proud of you!
5. Teddy, for the last time, your hands are not goal posts!!! When the ball goes through them we don't get points.
6. I know I said sometimes its good when a player fails forward but if you say you're just failing forward again, I'm gonna whoop your ***!
7. You know you’re not a cornerback right? You’re supposed to catch the fricking ball not deflect it to the other team.
8. You’re already up to your jersey number in dropped balls. At this rate you are going to have to buy Jason Taylor’s number from him.
9. Teddy you need to go into protective custody!!! All of MIAMI has a hit out on you!
10. You piece of Garbage, You couldn't catch the swine flu at a pig farm.
11. Nice drop you pansy.
12. You couldn't catch a cold if it was covered in crazy glue and handed to you in your hands.
13. Teddy, you do know you’re a Dolphins wide receiver, not a Saints Cornerback, right?
14. Teddy you're dead meat. Sorry buddy I didn’t mean that. Let's go deep sea fishing after the game on my boat. I’ll bring a football we can play catch on the boat.
15. I tried to trade you but nobody was stupid enough to bite. Billy Mayes couldn’t sell your sorry ***.
16. No, no, no! You are supposed to "catch" the ball, Teddy. Try to keep up with the rest of the class now!
17. If you say you’re sorry to me one more time, I'm gonna kick your *** on national TV!
18. Teddy what’s up with this love of Vaseline? I told you to put stick'em on your hands, not Vaseline!
19. You’re going to keep those PINK Gloves, PINK Shoes, pink shoulder pads, and pink Jock strap on, until you can catch that damn ball.
20. Teddy you’re taking this Michigan - Ohio State rivalry too far. Catch the damn ball and stop worrying bout making Henne look good!
21. How did you get that smudge on your jersey? Did you slip running out of bounds?
22. Nice catch! No not you Teddy, I'm trying to point to Hartline. Get the hell out of the way!
23. I'm dropping you from my fantasy team as soon as this game is over.
24. Get back out there, the play hasn't even started and you're already running out of bounds!
25. Hey Ginn! You still work for me, remember? I can't believe it either, but you're still wearing a Dolphin’s uniform! You're supposed to catch the pass from Henne, not deflect it to the other team!
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How about, Ted, you catch like i call time outs and manage the clock.
 
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