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Top 50 All Time Dolphins Quotes (Pre-Season Filler)

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no doubt this Dave Hyde collection from last year has already been posted, but since I personally must have missed and immensely enjoyed it, thought others who've not already seen it would also :up:
http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/20...phins-coaching-staff-don-shula-miami-dolphins

Here are a couple of excerpts


47. "It was always banging into things, knocking things over, and he was the kind of dog [that] if he ran away I knew he would come back." - Don Shula on why he named his collie puppy " Zonk"

43. "I don't have to be seen. I don't need glamour. Maybe that's why I like playing center. You can't be easily rattled to play there; and it's very hard to get me mad." - Dwight Stephenson in 1982


40. "We've never been closer [to the Super Bowl]." - Wannstedt, after the 2002 season


33. "I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London." - Channing Crowder on the going to London to play in the 2007 season


32. "He can take his'n and beat your'n and you'rn and beat his'n." - Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips on Don Shula's coaching talent


30. "Why don't you go right to the top and get the best there is? Don Shula." - Miami Herald columnist Edwin Pope to Dolphins owner Joe Robbie when the Dolphins were looking for a new coach after the 1969 season


29. "The enemy of great is good." - Jimmy Johnson on building NFL teams into champions



25. "The organization has struggled from a personnel standpoint over the years. For instance, they drafted me in the second round. . . . You don't recover from those types of mistakes." - Rob Konrad on the team's questionable draft picks from 1998-2003.


19. "It's just the people in Buffalo - you have to understand that they're a whole different breed of people, a whole different breed of species." - Bryan Cox in 1993 on why he flipped his middle finger to the Buffalo crowd upon being introduced


18. "Who's he?" - Don Shula when the Jets took Ken O'Brien with the 24th pick in the 1983 draft, leaving Dan Marino for the Dolphins


17. "I'm the idiot that hired all the geniuses." - Former owner Joe Robbie after the team's fifth Super Bowl (two wins, three losses) in 1985


14. "We liked a couple of those receivers up there, but we didn't feel there was a guy that was going to come in and make more of a contribution than a linebacker." - Dave Wannstedt, on why he chose Eddie Moore over Anquan Boldin in the 2003 draft.


12. "I had my Gatorade shower at No. 324. When you get my age, you can't take too many of those ice-cold showers." - Don Shula on why he got a ride on his players shoulders after victory No. 325 in Philadelphia in 1993


10. "We all figured we had it made -- that these tall, beautiful women were going home with us. Then, all of a sudden, one of the fellows stood up, pointed at one of them and yelled, 'She's got a Johnson!' After that, we pretty much tore the place up. The cops were called, and it was a big incident. Apparently the club had signed up a bunch of female impersonators to work the room, but hey, it was 1972. None of us knew what a drag queen was." - Larry Csonka on a party in New Orleans in the days before Super Bowl VI


7. "Well, then I guess I have to say it: I'm not going to be the Alabama coach." - Nick Saban a few weeks before taking the Alabama job after the 2006 season


5. "You've got something special here.'' - Bob Kuechenberg to Don Shula at the first practice of Dan Marino in 1983


3. "Now when I go to the bathroom I find out who my friends are." - Jake Scott after both broken hands were in casts following the 1972 season
 
Surely Vontae's request to call his Grandma after getting traded by Jeff Ireland is worthy of a top 50 ranking. Dave Hyde dredged up some terrific quotes here, I was unaware of Jason Taylor describing Zach as a black man trapped in a white body - that is a classic, but Vontae's Grandma must get an inclusion.
 
Poor list. Half of those aren't even close to great, and some of the best aren't even in the dang list!

How about this one:

"I'm about as subtle as a punch in the face." -Don Shula's first words to the team when he became the Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins.


Sent from my phone, so please forgive any typos.
 
And where in the hell is the best dolphins quote of all time..... "Ted Ginn........... is a Miami Dolphin!" Cam Cameron 2007 NFL Draft in front of hundreds of booing fans. Classic
 
"When playing in the Miami heat and humidity, Dolphins players want to retire from football. When players on the opposing team play in the Miami heat and humidity, it makes them want to die." - Bob Kuechenberg
 
He blockin me after the whistle man. I'm like *mumbles incoherently* so I was like fu** this man. Boom. So I slammed his a** man.-Vontae Davis
 
I liked# 17. "I'm the idiot that hired all the geniuses." - Former owner Joe Robbie

Some people want excellence around them, and that has to start at the owner and continue with the manager, and then the coaches. You should always want outstanding, passionate people around you, in any business. If you're the type where things like loyalty are more important, if it's important to micromanage, to have yes-men, to feel personally comfortable, then you're not going to lead a superior company. Look at the Heat. Micky Arison brought down Pat Riley. Pat Riley brought in LeBron James. Anywhere along that line did anyone say, well I don't need Riley to take over control, I can win with another coach who will listen to me? Did Riley think, no I won't sign James because it will be controversial. He didn't care, he wants to win. Winning is what drives him, and not just winning for the sake of winning a few games, because otherwise he would be satisfied with a mediocre roster, he wanted to win to get to a championship.

That's more rare than you think.

We missed on Harbough. We ended up with Philbin, who values personal comfort with dealing with people, and likes control, and stability, and dislikes confrontation. He brought in a safe, conservative OC in Sherman. They brought in an O line coach no experience. They fired players like Vonte Davis for reasons which had nothing to do with game day. There was animosity with the manager. It's really not that big of a surprise that we're not winning, and worse, still don't have an identity or direction. Hopefully, the corrections on staff (Lazor, Benton) will turn the ship.
 
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