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You wanna talk trash about other teams? Have a feud with another team because he stole your "guy" in free agency or the draft? Or even think your team is better than the Titans (yeah right!)... Feel free to post it up in here. Try not to keep it personal, I'm a mod for Finheaven too, I can bring you down in more than one way! :up:
 
All I know is none of your backs better try running up the middle on me or they probably wont be walking off the field.

Pat Williams + Tank Johnson + Lance Briggs + Brian Urlacher + Akin Ayodele + Hunter Hillenmeyer = PAIN!
 
Alex44 said:
All I know is none of your backs better try running up the middle on me or they probably wont be walking off the field.

Pat Williams + Tank Johnson + Lance Briggs + Brian Urlacher + Akin Ayodele + Hunter Hillenmeyer = PAIN!
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Tsk tsk. You want us to run up the middle, Cedric Benson will do so. Now that he's not in a dump like Chicago he'll actually perform. You think you can stop us there? Jerious Norwood will have you gasping for breath when he runs AROUND you.... twice.

Don't even get me started on Vince Young...
 
GridIronKing34 said:
Tsk tsk. You want us to run up the middle, Cedric Benson will do so. Now that he's not in a dump like Chicago he'll actually perform. You think you can stop us there? Jerious Norwood will have you gasping for breath when he runs AROUND you.... twice.

Don't even get me started on Vince Young...
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Vince won't be able to find a receiver when he is blanketed by my secondary, besides you're funny if you think you can run AROUND Urlacher. Norwood better have turbo boosters in his shoes if thats your plan.
 
Alex44 said:
Vince won't be able to find a receiver when he is blanketed by my secondary, besides you're funny if you think you can run AROUND Urlacher. Norwood better have turbo boosters in his shoes if thats your plan.
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Norwood's blazing speed would make Urlacher's head spin. I have no doubt that he could run around Urlacher even if he had a cement blocks for shoes. If you want to blanket my wide receivers, feel free. Good luck covering Mason, Henderson, Williams, AND Crumpler... while worrying about Young's feet... Oh did I mention Norwood swinging to the outside? You can't stop us!
 
Do I have to bring John Madden into this?

Madden says: If there's anything we've learned the last few seasons, a great defense beats a great offense!

Not to mention my offensive line mauling you with John Tait, Fred Miller, J. Gaither, Olin Kruetz and so on. Fred Taylor will be running all day, and I'm sure Lendale White would like some revenge.
 
Alex44 said:
Do I have to bring John Madden into this?

Madden says: If there's anything we've learned the last few seasons, a great defense beats a great offense!

Not to mention my offensive line mauling you with John Tait, Fred Miller, J. Gaither, Olin Kruetz and so on. Fred Taylor will be running all day, and I'm sure Lendale White would like some revenge.
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Wait with my defensive end rotation of Kyle Vanden Bosch, Chris Kelsay, and Greg Spires? Or then again, my defensive tackle rotation with Albert Haynesworth, Cornelius Griffin, Tony Brown, and Randy Starks? I think Keith Bulluck and David Thornton would disagree with you... You want to try to pass on me? Good luck, with Walt Harris, Drayton Florence, and Cortland Finnegan covering your top three and Michael Griffin and Chris Hope manning my safety position... That isn't going to happen. When Jason David is my 5th option at CB, I'd have to say that you aren't passing me on... With my front four rotation, you aren't running on me either!
 
Your secondary wont matter when my line is giving our QB 5+ seconds in the pocket. No ends are going to be able to beat two franchise tackles.
 
Alex44 said:
Your secondary wont matter when my line is giving our QB 5+ seconds in the pocket. No ends are going to be able to beat two franchise tackles.
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Tait and Miller franchise tackles? They're solid starters at best... Like they could even keep up with my rotation, maybe if they were 25 and not 33 and 35...
 
We'll just have to see when I input these rosters into madden! :lol:

I'm not worried anyway, it would be a good matchup between the two best teams.
 
Alex44 said:
We'll just have to see when I input these rosters into madden! :lol:

I'm not worried anyway, it would be a good matchup between the two best teams.
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Show me a GM that goes off of Madden ratings....and I'll show you a GM I can rip off.
 
Saint Greg said:
Show me a GM that goes off of Madden ratings....and I'll show you a GM I can rip off.
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STOP RIPPING ME OFF!!! :boohoo:


In other news, I'd watch out for the Dolphins as they are slowly putting together a nice offense that can actually play behind a good young line that can grow together for the next ten years.

Tony Ugoh - ??? - Samson Satele - Jake Scott - Vernon Carey.

That and Beck or Boller have some targets to throw to with Larry Fitzgerald and Ted Ginn on either site and Heath Miller at TE, if we want to run down your throats -cough- Titans -cough- Bears -cough- we can throw in both Heath and Kyle Brady as extra blockers.
 
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