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TRUE STORY: Dan Carpenter Nearly Maimed In the Meadowlands

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This is a true story that I have personally been told that I figured was worth sharing.

A friend of mine went to the game with a bunch of her rowdy drunken Jet fan relatives. This was the person who passed this tale down to me.

Needless to say, by the end of the game, the crowd of drunken Jet loving neanderthals that my friend is related to had become restless and incensed with the Jets' miserable performance.
So, with the assistance of many a drink, my friend's brother cooked up a scheme for vengeance against the team that was knocking off his beloved Jets.

"I'm gunna toss a beer bottle at this *******, number 5! You watch!" Slurred the belligerent moron to my friend.

With that comment and a long chug of a bud light, the man with the not so golden arm flung his empty bottle of booze directly towards the head of our esteemed kicker, Dan Carpenter.

The bottle barely missed (apparently the seats were close enough to the point where striking a player with an empty beer bottle was not out of the question) and Carpenter's skull was spared.

My friend's brother was thankfully immediately apprehended by an undercover cop, and he has been banned for life from GIANTS stadium.

What a scumbag, right?

Typical classless Jet fan BS.

Well, Carpenter got the last laugh when he put on his AFC EAST CHAMPION hat without discomfort.

GO DOLPHINS!
 
I was at the game tonight and I saw that actually happen...I wasn't sure who got hit...but if it was Carpenter..it's a good thing nobody got hit at all. I saw Ricky Williams turn around and just throw his hands up like dude what the hell? I'm glad that guy got arrested. I couldn't tell if someone got him or anything because I was at the other side of the stadium...what a game!
 
They dont sell glass bottles at stadiums anymore either. Not that the plastic ones cant hurt, but they must be filled with liquid to pack a punch.
 
These are plastic beer bottles I presume? I can't imagine any NFL stadium would be stupid enough to sell beer in glass bottles.
 
Wow...unbelievable! I just can't get over how violent fans can get over a football game! I was assaulted in Denver. A Steeler fan in a sports bar wanted to fight me last weekend...it just never ceases to amaze me.

BTW...the Denver assault ended well for me and not the other guy...who was drunk off his ***. The Steeler guy was drunk, too. Amazing!
 
So youre telling us a drunken moron threw a plastic bottle at a player........thanks for the report chief! Its a good thing for us you had your friend in place. Watch out Sal Palentonio.

Does this even qualify as spam? Do you even know what it is to get maimed? You cant get maimed with a plastic bottle bro.
 
72TributeBike said:
Wow...unbelievable! I just can't get over how violent fans can get over a football game! I was assaulted in Denver. A Steeler fan in a sports bar wanted to fight me last weekend...it just never ceases to amaze me.
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It's absolutely ridiculous to have people act in this manner over something which (no matter what some may claim) is nothing more than a means of entertainment. It's like someone getting in a fight over whether a film is good or not.
 
WVdolphan said:
So youre telling us a drunken moron threw a plastic bottle at a player........thanks for the report chief! Its a good thing for us you had your friend in place. Watch out Sal Palentonio.

Does this even qualify as spam? Do you even know what it is to get maimed? You cant get maimed with a plastic bottle bro.
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The MYTHBUSTERS could settle your argument for you! :)

To me, it is not so much the flavor of the bottle as it is the flavor of the intention, which in this case is violent.
 
empty plastic bottles arent that dangerous. as stated previously, they dont sell glass bottles in nfl stadiums
 
QUESTION: You throw a plastic beer bottle at a player. Please rate the seriousness of the act itself:

1) Are you kidding me, it's a plastic bottle. You might be able to bruise a baby with one....get out of here!

or

2) It's a violent act, which tends to draw out more violent acts in crowd situations and must be punished swiftly and with great consequence.

Personnally, I choose 2.

Does anyone remember the Cleveland Browns game years back where everyone...AND I MEAN EVERYONE...was throwing their beer bottles onto the field. It was Neanderthal behavior and very dangerous. The game had to be stopped.
 
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