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Twas the night BEFORE pumbling...

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The thread should have never died in the first place, now its time for part 2...

Twas the night before Texans and all through finheaven
Not a prediction was posted that had Houston scoring more than seven.
Ronnie has been running, and scoring and smiling
The defense has been what some call styling and profiling

Passrush has been drinking
You made a good guess
But tommorw you will be in wonder
of a Kick Returner named Bess.
Pennington will throw, the best since Marino
If Passrush had money he would bet the game at a cassino

Ginn will score big
60 yards down field
Whatever more, could you ask
for a 9th pick to yield?

This post may not rhyme, but my raps will improve with time
Bell will probably pick a football
So crafty it should be a crime.

So merry gameday to all
and to all a good night
after the first quarter the Texans
Will tremble in fright.
 
"pumbling" ??

You nitwit, it's "pummeling"

LOL, at first I thought your toilet needed some plumbing tomorrow when I saw the title.
;)
 
Dont get ahead of yourself, i thought the last game that you played against the Texans was a gimme?
 
BleedinGreenNC said:
Dont get ahead of yourself, i thought the last game that you played against the Texans was a gimme?
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Its a new year, and the last time we played the Texans we were thinking "well, we can possibly be that bad". Now we are thinking "are we really this good?"

There is a big, big differance. And to answer my own question.

YES
 
wildcat offense

8 in the box, pennington wide/
cornerback matchup is lobside/
but he gives the team an advantage
because ronnie has options in this new package
ricky is now in the game, motions across brown/
hike sounds, and ronnie keeps it to run inbetween 6 gaps/
refs dont know the formation and comtemplates his flag/
until you see ronnie run it for 60 yard t.d./
and salutes to the crowd like td/
sure he get injured alot, he still handles the rock/
like a flinstone/
he's shown his ability in this new offense/
league mvp, is back and plays for the new dolphins/

go miami...
 
poetry to me tommorrow would be joey porter ripping off someones head.
 
Twas the night before Houston
Nobody on FINHeaven but me
It was a joke among Dolfans
The Texans where favored by three

Passrush had been drinking again
That was all well and fine
Except when he admitted it was all off boxed wine

Tomorrow the Dolphins roll into Reliant
Houston will lose but their fans remain defiant.

Brown will get into the endzone a bunch
Maybe after the game he will pay for Ndweku's lunch
Slaton on the other hand isn't as lucky
Fans will boo and hiss and will say that he's sucky

My poem might not be good
It may not even rhyme
But it's only the Texans which are a waste of my time

So let's go Sparano and Penny
We're counting on you
To lead our beloved Dolphins to a record of three and two.
 
Twas the morning of the big game
I still had to wonder
Who wouldn't take the spread
And grow rich on the "under??"

For the winless Texans
A date with destiny beckoning
By sunset will yield
Another failed day of reckoning

Bloodied and bowed
Will be the Texan nation
By Rickie and Ronnie
And the Wild Hog formation

A banner day for Coach Tony
His 3rd straight of wins
Puts the league now on notice
"These ain't your father's Fins!"

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I don't know if it's the hang over from lastnight or the poetry on here, but something is making feel a little like I might throw up.....again.
 
Twas two hours after devestation
And finheaven was reeling
Of course passrush is drinking
and drunk is how he is feeling

We lost by a point, one point to many
Who is to blame?
Pennington maybe?
NO
Not at this time,
not in my rhyme

Passrush is a homer
and so I say D'oh
We will beat baltimore next week
Because I say so

So now we shall drink
and about the Fins we will think
Lets just blame the refs
and next week, we will bring the kitchen sink.
 
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