Twas the night before opening day
the fins and skins getting ready for a fray
at quarterback one had a budding star
the other, nothing but pieces of afar
the battle to take place in the capital of the USA
the victor, will return home to the south beach and bay
the fans of south beach have a true feeling of hope
this feeling in the past few years, has sadly been a feel of "nope"
Kirk cousins will know nothing but SUH and WAKE
Ryan Tannehill will be so hot he'll be like an oven turned to "bake"
His temperature will be too high for the gauge to handle
he'll burn the deadskins defense all day, like a Yankee candle
Us dolphin fans know what potential our team has this year
hopefully, we'll actually be happily drinking some good ole beer
so come with me my fellow fin fans
our Dolphins will conquer all the land
so grab a drink and one hot lady
well go together and all chant "**** BRADY"
the fins and skins getting ready for a fray
at quarterback one had a budding star
the other, nothing but pieces of afar
the battle to take place in the capital of the USA
the victor, will return home to the south beach and bay
the fans of south beach have a true feeling of hope
this feeling in the past few years, has sadly been a feel of "nope"
Kirk cousins will know nothing but SUH and WAKE
Ryan Tannehill will be so hot he'll be like an oven turned to "bake"
His temperature will be too high for the gauge to handle
he'll burn the deadskins defense all day, like a Yankee candle
Us dolphin fans know what potential our team has this year
hopefully, we'll actually be happily drinking some good ole beer
so come with me my fellow fin fans
our Dolphins will conquer all the land
so grab a drink and one hot lady
well go together and all chant "**** BRADY"
