'Uncle Joe and the Fish"

[BSQ]

I was driving around the other day and I heard this song by Country Joe and the Fish. I decided to try a rewrite using Uncle Joe, as in Philbin. This was a song written to protest the Vietnam war but I thought it would be fun to use this catchy tune to protest the current state of affairs of our Miami Dolphins.

There's a link on the bottom to hear the song!

UNCLE JOE AND THE FISH
by Bobby Street

(to the tune of “I Feel Like I’m Fixing To Die” by Country Joe and the Fish)


Come on all of you Dolphin fans
Uncle Joe needs your help again
He’s got himself in a terrible jam
Down at Sun Life Stadium

So throw down your bucks, sweat in the sun
We’re gonna have a whole lotta fun

And it’s 1,2,3
Wish we had Offerdahl
Wish we had Dan the Man
Next move is Joe gets canned

And it’s 5,6,7
Gotta fire Ireland
For draftin’ Jonathan
We ought to throw that guy in jail for such an epic fail

How can Miller run the rock
When he’s got a line that cannot block
How can Tannehill throw a pass
When he keeps getting knocked down on his ass

The AFC is only a dream
‘til we beat Tom Brady’s team

And it’s 1,2,3
Wish we had Taylor back
Wish we had the Zach Attack
Can’t wait till Sherman’s sacked

And it’s 5,6,7
Got routed at the Super Dome
Got outed by the Bills at home

Lost on freakin’ Monday night
To the winless Buccaneers

http://youtu.be/2mjf1pJk9zo9

 

[ojmcduffy]

yesterday
the dolphins troubles seemed so far away
now i need a place to hide away
oh i believe in yesterday
suddenly
it's not half the team it used be
now it seems as though jeffs here to stay
oh how i long for yesterday

 

[BSQ]

Good stuff O.J.!!! Did you see the Paul McCartney poster behind me? Let's all try to come up with funny songs that rip Ireland etc. like Margharitaville, " Don't know the reason, Screwed up the season!

 

[GoonBoss]

Even though I hate dirty hippies and greatly enjoy every time they
get the ol' hickory shampoo......That's pretty good. You oughta
do a version and call it in to LeBetard.

 

[MP-Omnis]

This needs to go on the Jumbotron. How about we play it instead of Fins Up when they concede a safety.

 

[BSQ]

The JUMBOTRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might have to write a new one for the Jumbotron. Maybe I'll try a rewrite of the Beatles' song, "I'm A Loser."