Unknown White Substance Found At Jets Practice!!!

[DZimmer000]

From AP New York --

New York Jets offensive practice was halted for 2 hours Tuesday morning when an unknown white substance was found on the field. Local law enforcement officials immediately contacted the FBI to investigate. After FBI agents investigated for 30 minutes it was discovered that the unknown substance was indeed the goal line. Rex Ryan was unavailable for comment as there was a meatloaf special in the cafeteria and it was luch time. Mark Sanchez however stated "I've never seen anything like that before".

More on this story on your local news at 6:00 PM

 

[bpackers13]

fail

 

[JETSJETSJETS]

U made this BS up in your "luch" break?

 

[Slim]

I thought it was a decent joke...

However i expected the white substance to be sugar powder from the dozen donuts Rexy had for breakfast.

 

[Dredd1050]

I must admit. I chuckled.

 

[amspeed13]

fail

I almost literally laughed out loud, almost.

 

[flynryan15]

It wasn't the oline, it was powder sugar. Don't call the FBI call Hostess Sexy Text is out of Ding Dongs!

 

[greasyObnoxious]

meh, we had an unkown White subject on our roster.

 

[KTDolphins]

Not bad

 

[Finsfalife]

i thought it was the coke the team snorted off that reporters ***

 

[datruth55]

It was funny....6 years ago when I first saw it posted about another team.

 

[Finland]

Good thing we never hear things repeated in all the other posts here. It was funny.

 

[miamiron]

Kilos of white power found in the Jets parking lot

 

[TXNDolfan]

That was funny!! Good one.

 

[MarinePhinFan]

U made this BS up in your "luch" break?

Hey, it was more creative than the Jets offensive gameplan.