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Vikes O. Smith busted using the "Whizzinator"!!

Many more younger NFL players smoke than you think.. The guys with family's I would think not but many of the young kids, yes they do. I personally have smoked pot with many former and current NFL and NBA players. All of these guys were under 25 though ala Onterrio Smith.. Something about not letting college go maybe...
 
DoLpHiNz34 said:
Drafting Fason looks even better now..
This happened April 21...draft was April 23 ;)

Probably not a coincidence they selected him now.
 
Schleprock said:
This happened April 21...draft was April 23 ;)

Probably not a coincidence they selected him now.

Nice work Schleprock, I am sure some wondered why they would take another young RB but alas we now have our reason.
 
This seems like a skit right out of Monty Python or Spinal Tap or something....very funny.
 
Thug is as thug does. :shakeno:

Where is the surprise here? This guy was too much of a thug for even Tennessee to tolerate.
 
SMITH CAUGHT WITH FAKE JOHNSON
According to The Minneapolis Star Tribune, Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was detained last month at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport after police found caught him with a prosthetic ***** and dried urine used to circumvent drug tests.


[Len Lasagna Update: for those of you who are not familiar with the Whiz Kit Grand Poobah Mike Florio was nice enough to pass this link to us off his Favorite Places list].


Police became suspicious after they found multiple vials of white powder in Smith's bags. The powder, as Smith later acknowledged, was dried urine.


Smith said that he was taking the device to his cousin.


Smith previously has been suspended four games for violation of the NFL's substance-abuse policy. Another violation would trigger a one-year suspension.


It's unclear whether Smith's possession of the device constitutes another violation of the league's policy. Testing procedures require the player to take his shirt off and pull his pants below his knees in front of an observer, so it'd be interesting to know how he has been attaching this thing to his, well, thing.


WEDNESDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS


The Broncos will decide soon whether to send a seventh-round pick to the Panthers for P Todd Sauerbrun, who wasn't caught with a prosthetic ***** but is one.


Theres PFT's take on it. the sauerbrun gag is priceless :lol:
 
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