GeauxFinns3705
☠️ Banned ☠️
- Joined
- Apr 26, 2009
- Messages
- 1,099
- Reaction score
- 43
DISCLOSURE STATEMENT: This post is critical of the team and coaches. If you are one of those people that cannot stand fans being critical of the Dolphis, please don't read this. It will only serve to upset you. :::::::
For everyone else.....
We should thank these guys after last night for reminding us that this team is only one full season removed from 1-15.
TB, without an NFL caliber QB, missing both of their top WRs, marched up and down the field at will. They avg over 5 YPC in the first half. Thank God Leftwich sucks, he missed two open WRs for TDs. Our safety play was atrocious. Horrible. Neither of these guys can cover their grandmother. It was a painful thing to watch. But that being said, it was still waaaaay better than our offense.
Hell, Cam Cameron coaching and John Beck QBing would not have been worse than we saw last night. I did not see one, not one, offensive player (maybe Hartline, but he drew a big penalty early) that was impressive. Not at all. Long gave up a sack. Grove got his *** kicked. Vernon Indukwe...I thought we traded him? Wow. To say these guys were bad doesnt even describe them. They were putrid. They were embearassing. I think they owe their coaches an apology this morning, I think the O-coaches, HC Tony Sparano and OC Kippy Brown, owe Parcells an apology, and I think Parcells owes Stephen Ross and us fans a huge apology for that public display of football. What a disaster; at every level.
I am thinking that maybe Parcells knew this about the team, has already had that talk with Mr. Ross, and told him, "If you want people to pay to come watch this garbage, you better offer something besides what we have to offer." Ross replies, "What can I do?" BP says, "I dont know, celebrity tennis matches between the Williams sisters, J-LO dancing to her husbands music, have Gloria Estefan feel the heat and do that ramba...anything but Miami Dolphins football. Its gonna suck." Ross replies, "Hmmmm...I got an idea."
Chad Henne is our future? God, be merciful and forbid it. The only thing worse than thinking about Henne in our future is Pennington in our present. We still have no QB. STILL! Lex Hilliard is a keeper at RB? Say it ain't so. We are deep at WR? Really now. We have the most expensive OT combo in the league....ROFL. What a waste of Mr. Ross's money.
Reggie Torbor should be gone after that stupid penalty he committed. Thats the kind of thing that will get you beat. Lex Hilliard should be gone after that fumble late in the game. Thats the kind of thing that will get you beat. I am sure all the RB are wishing they were gone...that kind of blocking will get them killed.
My player of the game? Quentin Moses. He played great. He was all over the field, put great pressure on the QB. Kershaw (I think it was him) very solid. Wake played decent. Sean Smith wasnt horrible. Everyone else, trade them to KC for a late round draft pick. Other than just a couple of players (less than 7), this was as unimpressive a performance as anything I remember watching from an "alleged" playoff contender. Disgraceful.
If the STs coach has any honor at all, he will resign this morning. After a training camp and 4 preseason games last year, 16 reg season games, 1 playoff game, an offseason of OTAs, Training Camp, and three preseason games, our STs are still awful. Awful. If he wont do the honorable thing and quit, then Sparano should do the responsible thing and fire him. Its inexcusable. Its unthinkable how bad we are on STs. Block a punt and then touch the ball? Geez. Who is our STs coach anyway, Leon Lett?
So thanks guys for tempering any enthusiasm that might have been building. Thanks for showing us that based on last nights game, you guys are much closer to the Lions than you are the Steelers. Painful to think about, but good to know. Thanks for letting us get an honest look at this team. Thanks for letting us know that you guys STILL suck.
For everyone else.....
We should thank these guys after last night for reminding us that this team is only one full season removed from 1-15.
TB, without an NFL caliber QB, missing both of their top WRs, marched up and down the field at will. They avg over 5 YPC in the first half. Thank God Leftwich sucks, he missed two open WRs for TDs. Our safety play was atrocious. Horrible. Neither of these guys can cover their grandmother. It was a painful thing to watch. But that being said, it was still waaaaay better than our offense.
Hell, Cam Cameron coaching and John Beck QBing would not have been worse than we saw last night. I did not see one, not one, offensive player (maybe Hartline, but he drew a big penalty early) that was impressive. Not at all. Long gave up a sack. Grove got his *** kicked. Vernon Indukwe...I thought we traded him? Wow. To say these guys were bad doesnt even describe them. They were putrid. They were embearassing. I think they owe their coaches an apology this morning, I think the O-coaches, HC Tony Sparano and OC Kippy Brown, owe Parcells an apology, and I think Parcells owes Stephen Ross and us fans a huge apology for that public display of football. What a disaster; at every level.
I am thinking that maybe Parcells knew this about the team, has already had that talk with Mr. Ross, and told him, "If you want people to pay to come watch this garbage, you better offer something besides what we have to offer." Ross replies, "What can I do?" BP says, "I dont know, celebrity tennis matches between the Williams sisters, J-LO dancing to her husbands music, have Gloria Estefan feel the heat and do that ramba...anything but Miami Dolphins football. Its gonna suck." Ross replies, "Hmmmm...I got an idea."
Chad Henne is our future? God, be merciful and forbid it. The only thing worse than thinking about Henne in our future is Pennington in our present. We still have no QB. STILL! Lex Hilliard is a keeper at RB? Say it ain't so. We are deep at WR? Really now. We have the most expensive OT combo in the league....ROFL. What a waste of Mr. Ross's money.
Reggie Torbor should be gone after that stupid penalty he committed. Thats the kind of thing that will get you beat. Lex Hilliard should be gone after that fumble late in the game. Thats the kind of thing that will get you beat. I am sure all the RB are wishing they were gone...that kind of blocking will get them killed.
My player of the game? Quentin Moses. He played great. He was all over the field, put great pressure on the QB. Kershaw (I think it was him) very solid. Wake played decent. Sean Smith wasnt horrible. Everyone else, trade them to KC for a late round draft pick. Other than just a couple of players (less than 7), this was as unimpressive a performance as anything I remember watching from an "alleged" playoff contender. Disgraceful.
If the STs coach has any honor at all, he will resign this morning. After a training camp and 4 preseason games last year, 16 reg season games, 1 playoff game, an offseason of OTAs, Training Camp, and three preseason games, our STs are still awful. Awful. If he wont do the honorable thing and quit, then Sparano should do the responsible thing and fire him. Its inexcusable. Its unthinkable how bad we are on STs. Block a punt and then touch the ball? Geez. Who is our STs coach anyway, Leon Lett?
So thanks guys for tempering any enthusiasm that might have been building. Thanks for showing us that based on last nights game, you guys are much closer to the Lions than you are the Steelers. Painful to think about, but good to know. Thanks for letting us get an honest look at this team. Thanks for letting us know that you guys STILL suck.
