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In the voice of the English dub of Iron Chef Announcer Kenji Fukui:
- Today at Joe Robbie Stadium, hopeful teams collided in a battle of skill and daring to determine whether or not the perennial losers, the Buffalo Bills, would end one of the longest playoff droughts in the history of pro sports!
- And what a battle it was! We saw incomplete passes, poor tackling, unsportsmanlike brawls, gruesome injuries, and so much more! This battle truly embodied the fighting spirit of these two football teams. I was actually speechless after witnessing this historic contest of football giants.
- Challenger David Fales tried to make the most of his appearance today, but under the pressure he faced this afternoon, we saw errant throws and lapses in judgment. At times the game appeared to be too big for him, but still he fought on with determination. Was his performance enough to win a backup role in 2018? Well, probably not.
- Late in the football game, hopeful 15 million dollar man Jarvis Landry dropped the football! As struggling David Fales placed the ball right on the money to the open Landry, he simply failed to reel it in, resulting in an incomplete pass, and ultimately leading to another turnover on downs.
- The Miami Dolphins have attempted a daring creation: A defense without linebackers who make any plays! Only at Joe Robbie Stadium can we see such revolutionary X's and O's creations on a weekly basis.
- Cordrea Tankersley forgot one of the key elements of pass defense in the NFL: Looking for the football! A blunder that will surely haunt him this off-season.
- While many believe that a loss was the best thing in the long run for the Miami Dolphins, what a terrible note on which to end the season. The Buffalo Bills, a perennial joke of a franchise, were so confident of victory in this contest that they started letting their defensive linemen score joke touchdowns on the Dolphins. Truly a sad display.
- I got up for a few moments, and when I sat back down, I saw a replay of Kenyan Drake being repeatedly punched and choked by #56 of the Bills at the bottom of the pile. I have some sympathy for Drake's helmet throw in response. If a man had just punched and choked me with impunity, I would probably throw his helmet, too. Really, I think most of us would want to do more than that.
- Cody Parkey just might be the best kicker in football.
And now, the moment of truth: evaluation and judgment. Our panel today... is you! I invite each and every one of you to vent your frustrations from this wretched 2017 season here in this thread.
Please have a happy and safe New Year, everyone.
- Today at Joe Robbie Stadium, hopeful teams collided in a battle of skill and daring to determine whether or not the perennial losers, the Buffalo Bills, would end one of the longest playoff droughts in the history of pro sports!
- And what a battle it was! We saw incomplete passes, poor tackling, unsportsmanlike brawls, gruesome injuries, and so much more! This battle truly embodied the fighting spirit of these two football teams. I was actually speechless after witnessing this historic contest of football giants.
- Challenger David Fales tried to make the most of his appearance today, but under the pressure he faced this afternoon, we saw errant throws and lapses in judgment. At times the game appeared to be too big for him, but still he fought on with determination. Was his performance enough to win a backup role in 2018? Well, probably not.
- Late in the football game, hopeful 15 million dollar man Jarvis Landry dropped the football! As struggling David Fales placed the ball right on the money to the open Landry, he simply failed to reel it in, resulting in an incomplete pass, and ultimately leading to another turnover on downs.
- The Miami Dolphins have attempted a daring creation: A defense without linebackers who make any plays! Only at Joe Robbie Stadium can we see such revolutionary X's and O's creations on a weekly basis.
- Cordrea Tankersley forgot one of the key elements of pass defense in the NFL: Looking for the football! A blunder that will surely haunt him this off-season.
- While many believe that a loss was the best thing in the long run for the Miami Dolphins, what a terrible note on which to end the season. The Buffalo Bills, a perennial joke of a franchise, were so confident of victory in this contest that they started letting their defensive linemen score joke touchdowns on the Dolphins. Truly a sad display.
- I got up for a few moments, and when I sat back down, I saw a replay of Kenyan Drake being repeatedly punched and choked by #56 of the Bills at the bottom of the pile. I have some sympathy for Drake's helmet throw in response. If a man had just punched and choked me with impunity, I would probably throw his helmet, too. Really, I think most of us would want to do more than that.
- Cody Parkey just might be the best kicker in football.
And now, the moment of truth: evaluation and judgment. Our panel today... is you! I invite each and every one of you to vent your frustrations from this wretched 2017 season here in this thread.
Please have a happy and safe New Year, everyone.
