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Well I I Guess Its Up To Me To Bring Some Sanity Back

And thought that taking away your drivers license was going to keep you off the road.Btw does the 40 in mercury 40 stand for ounces?:tongue:

mercury 40 said:
WELL , after reading some of these threads and having a mercury 40 kind of day I never thought i would be the one to bring sanity to this site. some of you want to trade ronnie brown for a qb like kerry collins or jake plummer yet neither have done any more than jay and aj feely. why not just bring back damon huard or ray lucas? ( sarcasum) relax everbody ; I HAVE FOUND OUR NEXT GREAT QB AND YOU GUYS WILL BE AMAZED WHEN HE TURNS PRO. some of you are probally wondering who is this great qb ? the answer is brad smith qb from missouri.
the guy is mobile and has a cannon for a arm and is a senior this year. so everybody put away the weed and trust me ole merc is on the job.
now about this morning yes it was I ,the great mercury who was thinking about those beautiful women while i was working and i drove a ridding mower into a swimming pool then about 1.00 pm ( my time) i was involed in a slow speed chase with another ridding lawn mower to the liquor store and the police chased both mowers down main street then the unthinkable happen and both my friend and i ran out of gas on both mowers and the police caught us and took us to jail but we posted bond but our mowers were impounded and to make matters worse i forgot my town doesn't have a liquor store anymore. so i am on the wagon now.
so lets stop the maddness shall we and i promise to stop drinking.
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merc :hump: - not sure how this is possible but this could quite possibly be your best post ever
 
Haha, good story, but Brad Smith will never develop into a reliable pro QB. He's kind of like a Rohan Davey type.
 
mercury 40 said:
WELL , after reading some of these threads and having a mercury 40 kind of day I never thought i would be the one to bring sanity to this site. some of you want to trade ronnie brown for a qb like kerry collins or jake plummer yet neither have done any more than jay and aj feely. why not just bring back damon huard or ray lucas? ( sarcasum) relax everbody ; I HAVE FOUND OUR NEXT GREAT QB AND YOU GUYS WILL BE AMAZED WHEN HE TURNS PRO. some of you are probally wondering who is this great qb ? the answer is brad smith qb from missouri.
the guy is mobile and has a cannon for a arm and is a senior this year. so everybody put away the weed and trust me ole merc is on the job.
now about this morning yes it was I ,the great mercury who was thinking about those beautiful women while i was working and i drove a ridding mower into a swimming pool then about 1.00 pm ( my time) i was involed in a slow speed chase with another ridding lawn mower to the liquor store and the police chased both mowers down main street then the unthinkable happen and both my friend and i ran out of gas on both mowers and the police caught us and took us to jail but we posted bond but our mowers were impounded and to make matters worse i forgot my town doesn't have a liquor store anymore. so i am on the wagon now.
so lets stop the maddness shall we and i promise to stop drinking.
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well done mercury 40
 
All hail the mighty drunken folkhero known as mercury40!

:beerbang:
 
mercury 40 said:
WELL , after reading some of these threads and having a mercury 40 kind of day I never thought i would be the one to bring sanity to this site. some of you want to trade ronnie brown for a qb like kerry collins or jake plummer yet neither have done any more than jay and aj feely. why not just bring back damon huard or ray lucas? ( sarcasum) relax everbody ; I HAVE FOUND OUR NEXT GREAT QB AND YOU GUYS WILL BE AMAZED WHEN HE TURNS PRO. some of you are probally wondering who is this great qb ? the answer is brad smith qb from missouri.
the guy is mobile and has a cannon for a arm and is a senior this year. so everybody put away the weed and trust me ole merc is on the job.
now about this morning yes it was I ,the great mercury who was thinking about those beautiful women while i was working and i drove a ridding mower into a swimming pool then about 1.00 pm ( my time) i was involed in a slow speed chase with another ridding lawn mower to the liquor store and the police chased both mowers down main street then the unthinkable happen and both my friend and i ran out of gas on both mowers and the police caught us and took us to jail but we posted bond but our mowers were impounded and to make matters worse i forgot my town doesn't have a liquor store anymore. so i am on the wagon now.
so lets stop the maddness shall we and i promise to stop drinking.
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being in the heart of MU country, i've seen this guy play a few times. extremely athletic. also not sure how his ability will translate to the NFL.

BTW, nice story... :D
 
We are not taking the QB from Mizzou next year...we are taking Omar Jacobs from Bowling Green. :)
 
This post and the Pita Pa Key post are neck and neck for the best posts of the year....

I can't make up my mind as to which one was better.

Now..if you can post a picture of the mower in the swimming pool...I think that would clinch it.
 
Muck said:
I was in the next room and was able to capture some of PhinPhourLife's antics.
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Not too sure about that link, Muck....it knocked me offline and sent an error report....This is the page I ended up on....

Error caused by Apple Computer, Inc.: No specific solution found

Problem Description

An analyst at Microsoft has investigated this problem and determined that an unknown error occurred in QuickTime Player. This software was created by Apple Computer, Inc..

Problem Resolution

Microsoft has researched this problem with Apple Computer, Inc., and they do not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported. Below is a list of recommendations to take that may help prevent the problem from recurring.

* Contact Apple Computer, Inc. for support or product updates.
 
Muck said:
I know your goal was to bring sanity to the board, but a riding a lawnmower into a pool isn't exactly that. :lol:
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I remember Keith Moon doing that once--with a Rolls Royce

Way to go Merc :lol:
 
inFINSible said:
Not too sure about that link, Muck....it knocked me offline and sent an error report....This is the page I ended up on....

Error caused by Apple Computer, Inc.: No specific solution found

Problem Description

An analyst at Microsoft has investigated this problem and determined that an unknown error occurred in QuickTime Player. This software was created by Apple Computer, Inc..

Problem Resolution

Microsoft has researched this problem with Apple Computer, Inc., and they do not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported. Below is a list of recommendations to take that may help prevent the problem from recurring.

* Contact Apple Computer, Inc. for support or product updates.
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It's a Bill Gates conspiracy.
:lol:

Celtkin
A devoted Apple user
 
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