What do Casey Johnson and Braylon Edwards have in common?

[JakeScott]

They both love tequila. What do Mark Sanchez and Casey Johnson have in common? An excessive love for eye make up. Who was in the back seat of Edwards car? All of Cros three year olds....

 

[Vaark]

They both love tequila. What do Mark Sanchez and Casey Johnson have in common? An excessive love for eye make up. Who was in the back seat of Edwards car? All of Cros three year olds....

don't quit your day job

(and I'm the one yesterday who originally made the "5 Cromartie 3yr olds back seat" joke so you need to ante up some royalties too)