What nick name should we give Wes Welker?

[DBostonsBoy80]

Wait a minute. I have been so persistant and relentless in the Ronnie Brown signing that I haven't been updated. What are all the nicknames that were decided on or that were liked by all for the players

 

[LittlePaulie]

Helter Skelter Welker! Light them boys on fire!!!!

EDIT: Say that thre times lol

 

[Dolphins2005+]

I got one:

"Fast as hell but drops every other pass thrown his way."

 

[Roman529]

Wes the Weasel...cuz he is fast and slippery. If you ever had a weasel run behind your refrigerator you know what I am talking about.

 

[DolphinsRkool99]

Welker Texas Ranger !
:zerosix:

LOL :yeahthat:

 

[Scrap]

****roach

When he catches the ball on returns, it's like the light turned on.

 

[arnoldu]

We We
(WEs WElker)

 

[HybridPHIN 23]

In San Diego they called him " Lil' TD "

( little Tim Dwight )

 

[DrMultimedia]

The Wild, Wild Wes

This one gets my vote. I have a feeling I'll now remember this every time he is on the field.

 

[mellovesthefins]

he reminds me of rudy or lucas. lol both times i went to camp, he looks so cute on the field next to everyone... from the distance its like a water boy snuck into the locker room and put on some pads.

i love the welker though. i cant wait to see him back! hes going to blow up this yr for sure.

*mel

 

[Seminole51]

Brandon Stokley :-)

 

[DrMultimedia]

I also find it humorous that Wild, Wild, West was done by The Escape Club (for those old enough to remember the song). Here is my new rendition to go along with Wes.


Fifty three football players living in the down town
north east west south all for the same team
sitting in a locker room waiting for the big crowd
I'm in a stadium waitng for my hot dog

CHORUS:
He's so fast but I don't care
I love his eyes and his wild wild moves
run to the beat that we love best
heading for the Nick days
running with the wild wild wes
the wild wild wes

Mandy's in the backroom handing out pethidine
sportscasters on the airwaves talking to the coaches
Fifty three heartbeats beating like a drum
got to live it up live it up
Ronnie's got a new gun

CHORUS

Now put your flags in the air and march them up and down
you can live it up live it up all over the field
and turn to the left, turn to the right
I don't care as we score a touchdown tonight

CHORUS

Heading for the Nick days leaving the Wanny days
screaming in a locker room waiting for the big crowd
give me give me wild wes
give me give me quick scores
give me tds give me tds
give me time to score it up

 

[nuffrespekk]

I really like Wild Wild Wes & Helter Skelter Welker, but here's a couple others off the top of my head-

Wes the Pez
Wes for Prez
Nobody Beats The Wes

 

[arnoldu]

Wee Wittle Wes

 

[Crisis]

Do you guys have an obsession with giving nicknames to everyone?