Whatever you decide upon, it should definately include a YouTube video of you fist-pumping, while asking Sparano for his permission to take Chad Henne's hand in marrage. 

Q) What are the psychological reasons behind referring to yourself in third person?
One of my former co-workers is a really nice guy but he has a really strange habit...he refers to himself in third person all the time. "Tim really liked the movie", "Tim wants to go to Wendy's for lunch", "Tim had a nice, relaxing weekend". He's a really nice person, who is a bit on the shy side (but not overly shy) but constantly referring to himself in the third person is...well...a little odd. What are the are the psychological reasons behind referring to yourself in the third person like that? Thanks!
A)Because when you do that it makes you feel like your not so alone. Its a psychological way of making yourself feel like theres someone with you, even if it is only yourself. He was probably picked on as a child, that usually being the cause for this behavior. On the other hand if hes doing this in a joking fashion, its just that a joke.
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Beck sucks?