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Threw a beer bottle through girlfriends windshield.

Actually I threw the bottle out the front door and her car just happened to be in the way.
 
I have NEVER been a fan of this team during a time they weren't considered a joke. I'm 19, never truly watched the Marino days, I was 6 years old when he retired, and started watching football during the Beck years TBH. So losing and heart break has been a constant for me, winning games and playing meaningful matchups late in the season is still foreign to me, so I'v e never broken a damn thing watching them lose. I just mumble, "Yup" after boneheaded losses lol. It's surprising at times, but when it actually happens, I just realized how dumb I am for not expecting it to happen. Passionate football for me has always ended in December as my entire tenure as a Fins fan unfortunately. :rolleyes2:

Wow, you really got a crappy deal. LOL.
What in the name of the holy salami made you become a Dolphins fan?

I really wish and hope for you that you will experience soon what us older folks remember from the 80s and 90s: a playoff win. ;-)

Fans like you give me hope that not all is lost.
 
I have a football I hold during games... its pretty beaten and abused now ( need one with the new logo ). occasionally it does fly, but fortunately my aim for empty spots on the wall / doors is better than most of the QBs we have had for the last decade.
 
Wow, you really got a crappy deal. LOL.
What in the name of the holy salami made you become a Dolphins fan?

I really wish and hope for you that you will experience soon what us older folks remember from the 80s and 90s: a playoff win. ;-)

Fans like you give me hope that not all is lost.

Born and raised in South Florida. Nothing more, nothing less lol. :)
 
I was at a bar in bfflo n we lost the game in the 4th qtr.i hd on my Ricky Willaims Jersey and dude got in my face and after a few words he threw his drink in my face.next thing I knew was I hit him with a front kick that caught him square in the nose.well after a long battle in court I had to part with a few thousand dollars for his dtr. bills.
 
I was at a bar in bfflo n we lost the game in the 4th qtr.i hd on my Ricky Willaims Jersey and dude got in my face and after a few words he threw his drink in my face.next thing I knew was I hit him with a front kick that caught him square in the nose.well after a long battle in court I had to part with a few thousand dollars for his dtr. bills.

Sounds like the other dude was at fault? He threw his drink in your face. That is assault in any jurisdiction.
 
Nothing. My dad unintentionally taught me a lesson when I was a kid in the late '60s. The Canes were playing at Houston, which had an incredibly explosive offense. Miami was expected to lose handily. But a quarterback named Kelly Cochrane started the game and threw a bomb for a touchdown on the first play of the game. That seemed to energize the entire team. It looked like the Canes would prevail all afternoon. But in the final seconds Houston and its famed veer offense struck for a deep pass to pull out the game.

My dad jumped out of his chair, which was only a few feet in front of the television. He exploded in anger and slammed the chair against the terrazzo floor. I liked that chair. It was really my chair. My dad looked silly curled up in a relatively small chair. He broke the chair. We never replaced it.

I can still envision him picking up that chair and busting it. Lots of awkward silence followed. My mom entered the room and wondered what happened. She attended all the Canes home games but didn't always watch the road games on TV. When my dad stumbled around trying to explain it to her, I realized it wasn't a good idea to break a chair, or anything else, as a result of a sporting event.

I did cry all the way through Hee Haw when the Raiders ended the Dolphin dynasty in 1974. Looking back, I was into my teens and probably considered too old to cry. Never mind. That game was worth an hour long weepfest. It still hurts.

Besides, no Dolphin games in the past 35+ seasons would have qualified for such an outburst. Only the Canes defeats for the national title against Penn State in 1986 and Ohio State in 2002 carried that type of emotional investment and devastation. I remember I was nervously dribbling a basketball between my legs as Testaverde tried to rescue the legendary season in that Fiesta Bowl. When the game ended via interception I shoved the basketball toward the corner of the room.
 
Broke a tv when they drafted Ginn..still embarrassed. It was a crappy tv though...
 
I was at a bar in bfflo n we lost the game in the 4th qtr.i hd on my Ricky Willaims Jersey and dude got in my face and after a few words he threw his drink in my face.next thing I knew was I hit him with a front kick that caught him square in the nose.well after a long battle in court I had to part with a few thousand dollars for his dtr. bills.

Did you get your money's worth?
 
Nothing. My dad unintentionally taught me a lesson when I was a kid in the late '60s. The Canes were playing at Houston, which had an incredibly explosive offense. Miami was expected to lose handily. But a quarterback named Kelly Cochrane started the game and threw a bomb for a touchdown on the first play of the game. That seemed to energize the entire team. It looked like the Canes would prevail all afternoon. But in the final seconds Houston and its famed veer offense struck for a deep pass to pull out the game.

My dad jumped out of his chair, which was only a few feet in front of the television. He exploded in anger and slammed the chair against the terrazzo floor. I liked that chair. It was really my chair. My dad looked silly curled up in a relatively small chair. He broke the chair. We never replaced it.

I can still envision him picking up that chair and busting it. Lots of awkward silence followed. My mom entered the room and wondered what happened. She attended all the Canes home games but didn't always watch the road games on TV. When my dad stumbled around trying to explain it to her, I realized it wasn't a good idea to break a chair, or anything else, as a result of a sporting event.

I did cry all the way through Hee Haw when the Raiders ended the Dolphin dynasty in 1974. Looking back, I was into my teens and probably considered too old to cry. Never mind. That game was worth an hour long weepfest. It still hurts.

Besides, no Dolphin games in the past 35+ seasons would have qualified for such an outburst. Only the Canes defeats for the national title against Penn State in 1986 and Ohio State in 2002 carried that type of emotional investment and devastation. I remember I was nervously dribbling a basketball between my legs as Testaverde tried to rescue the legendary season in that Fiesta Bowl. When the game ended via interception I shoved the basketball toward the corner of the room.

Damn you for bringing up that ohio state game. Absolute bull****. Game was handed to the ****eyes by the refs on a crystal platter.

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Broke a tv when they drafted Ginn..still embarrassed. It was a crappy tv though...

Ginn is pretty decent now. Only took the kid a decade.
 
I ****ing died when Stoyanovich missed. I almost punched a friend of mine in the face if it wasn't for other friends grabbing me. I never truly forgave that guy and that was a broken thing. He is an asshole anyway don't kick your buddies when their down no matter what team they root for. (He was a cowboys fan)

This was my heartbreak game. Was 8 or 9 and only been watching for a year or 2. I swore since they kicked it on 3rd down they had another shot. I cried the rest of the night....lol

Nothing suprises me anymore, I kind of just laugh and turn off the TV. Now video game play, I've thrown controllers agains the wall.

I've broken 2 controllers playing CoD....I don't even buy them anymore.
 
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