What will Tuesday morning's headline be??

[phinzfan21]

"Patriots Fall After Beating Themselves in Rainy Weather 23-17"
TV Broadcast:
New England Patriots were victim of bad weather conditions last night and a few blown calls by the referees. They were beaten by a team that was not the Jets or The Steelers. We are looking into who it was, and as soon as our staff finds out we will let you know.

 

[beanh8er]

"Patriots Fall After Beating Themselves in Rainy Weather 23-17"
TV Broadcast:
New England Patriots were victim of bad weather conditions last night and a few blown calls by the referees. They were beaten by a team that was not the Jets or The Steelers. We are looking into to who it was, and as soon as our staff finds out we will let you know.

this is probably closest to the truth.

 

[NCFINFAN13]

"Wake knocks Brady on his arse! Sanchez offers to anal-yze the injury"

 

[BillyD0123]

Headline:
Miami Fans give team standing ovation!
In the fourth quarter when the Dolphins make their first, 1rst. down of the game.
Patriots breeze to 47-2 victory
Other game notes:
*Henne boo'd off the field in pre game warm ups.
* Gloria Estefan is seen wearing a TB12 ball cap
* During Sparano's post game press conferance BB appears then puts Tony Sparano in a headlock
and plays the "Why are you hitting yourself" game.
* After the game ,while walking off the field QB Tom Brady is interviewd by Suzy Kolber.
SK - "Tom why did the Patriots score so easily against the Dolphins?"
TB - Whispers something in Suzy's ear
SK - Laughs and gives the loser hand gesture to the Phins as they head back to their locker room.
* In the last seconds of the game on their own 1 yard line while leading 47-0.... Patriots (finally) put in 3rd. string QB Malllet and
implement what is now known as " a mercy safety"

 

[Vaark]

Make it so

heh.. funny you held on to that.. plenty more where it came from.. although many of the names have changed.

I tapered off doing em last season because of the smattering of indignant blowback asserting that Newstradamus "jinxed" the team. (Also tough to predict a win when it doesn't look like it's in the cards LOL). Perhaps it's time to resurrect em occasionally, ya think? In any event thanks for remembering :up:

 

[Vaark]

heh.. funny you held on to that.. plenty more where it came from.. although many of the names have changed.

I tapered off doing em last season because of the smattering of indignant blowback asserting that Newstradamus "jinxed" the team. (Also tough to predict a win when it doesn't look like it's in the cards LOL). Perhaps it's time to resurrect em occasionally, ya think? In any event thanks for remembering :up:

Without the newspaper though, Newstradamus projects: "Fins win in OT Thriller 30-27 on Carpenter 46yd FG"

 

[beanh8er]

Without the newspaper though, Newstradamus projects: "Fins win in OT Thriller 30-27 on Carpenter 46yd FG"

The second part of this headline should be, "Sparano throws out his shoulder from the violent fist pump afterwards".

 

[Adam First]

What I want it to say:
Not So Fast
New Dolphins offense shines as defense stifles sluggish Patriots, 42-17

What will probably happen:
Just Like Old Times
Ochocinco, veteran Patriots squad makes quick work of Dolphins, 38-21

 

[phintim]

Hopefully victory but more likely Patriots sack machine dumps Henne and bottles up the dolphins ground game.

 

[BillParFan]

MNF opener turns into "Fist Pump" fest. Or.... Fins saluted with Stadium wide "Fist Pump" after upset win over the Pats.

 

[fishfanmiami]

heh.. funny you held on to that.. plenty more where it came from.. although many of the names have changed.

I tapered off doing em last season because of the smattering of indignant blowback asserting that Newstradamus "jinxed" the team. (Also tough to predict a win when it doesn't look like it's in the cards LOL). Perhaps it's time to resurrect em occasionally, ya think? In any event thanks for remembering :up:

Ya , I think you or someone put it up 3 years ago before the "wildcat" victory in New England. Will allen scoring the winning TD would be quiet a trick now.

This worked once so ...............

 

[fishfanmiami]

Without the newspaper though, Newstradamus projects: "Fins win in OT Thriller 30-27 on Carpenter 46yd FG"

Sounds about right. Fists WILL be pumped.

 

[BESS4LAST]

We want henne!!!

I call it right now thats the headline on the front page of the herald

 

[MD]

On ESPN it will be AFTER LOSS PATRIOTS LOOK FORWARD TO JETS WEEK.

 

[jason_taylor]

Miami Deez New England 34-19


It all started in warm-ups. Brady approaches Henne and says "good luck kid" Henne's reply "Deez Tom" Tom looks stunned, "deez???" Henne laughs... "Deez Nuts"!!!

Henne throws--- 22/32 293yrds 2 Tds 0 Ints 23rushing

Henne's official new TD celebration is grabbing his balls yelling DEEZ NUTS to the shocked league.

lmmfao

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Patriots put Tom Brady on IR, sign David Gerrard

lmao