What's the difference between the Miami Dolphins and a Bolas Spider

[bat203]

 

[GhostArmOfMarino]

I actually watched all that. Why.

 

[E30M3]

No chance I'm clicking that. Its like linking something labeled clusters.

 

[circumstances]

People have heard of the Dolphins?

 

[GhostArmOfMarino]

People have heard of the Dolphins?

I thought it was that Dophins don't shoot silk out their bottoms.

 

[circumstances]

I thought it was that Dophins don't shoot silk out their bottoms.

That too!

 

[BennySwella]

Great video. Lol

 

[Natbonkilz]

If catching pray is analogous to drafting great players, then the difference is that the Bolas Spider is successful.

 

[gofins60]

I thought it was that Dophins don't shoot silk out their bottoms.

I think they do, and this explains a lot. In some high-speed racing, the cars release parachutes from their rear to slow them down. Is this why Miami's defense normally has such a hard time chasing down mobile QBs, or stopping big rushing and passing plays? Is this why Miami's WRs struggle to get separation? I guess it's hard to use your explosive speed when a silk parachute deployed from your butt is slowing you down!

 

[John813]

Phrase I've never heard before today, "smell like a horny chicken".

 

[royalshank]

What’s a bolas spider ?

 

[NY8123]

I actually watched all that. Why.

Because it's less painful than watching a Miami Dolphins game.