ROTH. Get some Wings at Hooters have a few beers, Listen to Metallica while driving around. Drink more beer go to a bar get in a fight. Drink some more beer head out to the strip clubs, get in another fight. It would be like going back to college.
Actually my take on him may be wrong so heres the other version.
Have a glass of Wine, Talk about Middle Eastern politics. Show me his insect collection. Drink more wine, He opens up and tells me about how the other kids used to pick on him in school and he cries on my shoulder. Drink more wine. Read a book of Freudian theories, cry some more because he discovers he hates his mother. What a Terrible day. I should have picked Zach.