Who's NOW? How about who never was?

[Clyde Frog]

I was driving around this afternoon and Jeff DeForrest happened to be on my radio. Regardless of what you think of him, he actually came up with an amusing idea. As a spoof for the god-awful "Who's Now?" crap on ESPN, he said that a better contest would be a Miami Dolphins "Who never was?". You could split it up into divisions. I decided to expand his idea a bit and any input of players I missed would be appreciated. We could match up these guys in each region.

Draft Busts
Billy Milner
Eric Kumerow
Yatil Green
Jamar Fletcher
Sammie Smith (almost put him in the police blotter)
John Avery
Jamar Fletcher
Eddie Moore
Jason Allen (too early to tell, but if we need him we can put him here)

Police Blotter
Cecil Collins
Demetrius Underwood
Lawrence Phillips
Fred Evans

(I know I'm missing a few...I dont want to put chambers on here being that he passed a breathlyzer)


Coaches/Administration
Nick Saban
Dave Wannstedt
Rick Spielman
Chris Foerster (why is he on here? Because he downloaded porn at a previous job)
Tom Olivadotti
Kippy Brown
Dan Marino (as an exec. - that lasted all of what? two weeks? Talk about "Who never was...")

Quarterbacks
Daunte Culpepper
Joey Harrington
A.J. Feeley
Brian Griese
Ray Lucas
Joe Thiesmann (remember, Shula drafted him)

 

[jdang307]

At least you tempered Jason Allen, but c'mon, don't even mention him. It's been one year where he got yanked around and now he just got yanked again.

Vernon Carey was labeled a bust after his first year. Give it 3 years man. And I know you said not yet but just wanted to add that.

 

[FinsFan74]

police blotter--no Ricky Williams??

 

[jim1]

I was driving around this afternoon and Jeff DeForrest happened to be on my radio. Regardless of what you think of him, he actually came up with an amusing idea. As a spoof for the god-awful "Who's Now?" crap on ESPN, he said that a better contest would be a Miami Dolphins "Who never was?". You could split it up into divisions. I decided to expand his idea a bit and any input of players I missed would be appreciated. We could match up these guys in each region.

Draft Busts
Billy Milner
Eric Kumerow
Yatil Green
Jamar Fletcher
Sammie Smith (almost put him in the police blotter)
John Avery
Jamar Fletcher
Eddie Moore
Jason Allen (too early to tell, but if we need him we can put him here)

Police Blotter
Cecil Collins
Demetrius Underwood
Lawrence Phillips
Fred Evans

(I know I'm missing a few...I dont want to put chambers on here being that he passed a breathlyzer)


Coaches/Administration
Nick Saban
Dave Wannstedt
Rick Spielman
Chris Foerster (why is he on here? Because he downloaded porn at a previous job)
Tom Olivadotti
Kippy Brown
Dan Marino (as an exec. - that lasted all of what? two weeks? Talk about "Who never was...")

Quarterbacks
Daunte Culpepper
Joey Harrington
A.J. Feeley
Brian Griese
Ray Lucas
Joe Thiesmann (remember, Shula drafted him)

Draft busts:

Jackie Shipp
Jay Brophy
Aubrey Beavers
John Bosa
Andrew Greene
Eddie Blake
Wade Smith
Taylor Whitley
Ben Kelley
Dorian Brew

Police Blotter

Randy Crowder
Don Reese
Gene Atkins
Mercury Morriss

 

[Greatness920]

gotta add ricky to police blotter

 

[Clyde Frog]

I didn't even think to add ricky since he at least played well while he was here. As for the rest of the guys in this list...they were pretty bad for the most part.