Ive got a better idea. Why dont we just play Ronnie at QB. Hell, lets just run the spread with him at QB, let him run it, throw it, catch it and everything. He could be like Bugs Bunny for us. Just let him go out there against any 11 that other league teams have to offer and he will bowl over everyone like that clown from the Raiders he did on ONE play. Cause you know he does that EVERY time.
And you know he has to be able to throw it at least as hard as Pennington. Lets just make sure Ronnie touches the ball on every play, cause you know he is by far the best player in the league, hell he can block better than any TE too.
Let's rotate him everywhere. Line him up at RT sometimes just to set up a play in the redzone where he is an elidgable receiver. That will trick em.
Ronnie is the greatest player ever....easy. Hands down. He is already a lock for the HOF. He never does anything wrong at all. Never makes a mistake. Tear down the bronze statue of Marino....make way for Ronnie. Hell, Ronnie could probably blow that statue up like he did that Raiders clown.
Bottom line.......when it comes to all the RBs in the NFL.....Best blocker...Ronnie, Best runner....Ronnie, Best hands....Ronnie. He is the best in the league by far........at EVERYTHING!!!! I bet he even ****s so smooth that he has never had to use toilet paper in his life.
Seriously, Ronnie is a very good football player. But, you homers need to get real sometimes. Just a little....would ya please!