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Dick Pepperwood

Dick Pepperwood

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1. Owner - Stephen Ross. How is this Dude a Billionaire? He is unable to close any deal. Whiffed on Harbaugh, Fisher, Manning, and a new Stadium. Looks like Mr. Magoo and is more concerned with the Orange Carpet and loyalty to the likes of Jeff Ireland and Dawn Aponte. It all trickles down from here. The Fins might not be right again until we get a first class owner with stones.

2. Coach - Joe Philbin. This Dude is so in over his head. Game management, Clock management. Unable to motivate the Troops the last two weeks last of season and since last season we have lost 4 out of 5. Cant think of anything he does well? Wait if picking up gum wrappers led to victories we may be 3-0 right now. Dude is so incompetent he makes Cam Cameron look good, and me miss Tony Sporano. I feel like Joe will be remembered only for the Incognito/Martin incident and handling of it, not his losing record.

3. QB - Ryan Tannehill. We all thought this was the golden boy post Marino. Forget it. No pocket awareness, takes too many sacks, can't run, slow reads, can't make steak out of crap. He simply does not have "it". We missed out on Brees twice, Matty Ice, Foles, Wilson, Cousins, all who are better straight up. Tannehill in 2014 is the 29th rated QB. 3 bad games in a row, and going back to last season 5 bad games in a row. One positive, hot wife. Ill miss her yoga pants next season.

4. RB - Daniel Thomas. How the hell is this Dude on this team. This dude is like Crabs that never go away. He gives you Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nada. Unless you like poor decision making (see yesterdays game not getting out of bounds) fumbles and a career 3.6 avg. Get rid of this bum. I nearly spit out my beer when I saw him in the game yesterday. Why the F not use Damien Williams who actually has upside? See 2

"It's good to have Daniel Thomas back," head coach Joe Philbin said. "He's been a valuable member of the club for the last couple of years and he looks to be in good shape.

What the heck is Philbin smoking? I want some.

6. LB - Jason Trusnik. How the heck is this Dude starting? And how is he a captain. He sucks. Just think if Ellerbee and Misi did not get hurt we never would have seen Jenkins, who is far superior to both. Get Chris McCain in there. Play the best player, something the Fins never do.

7. Really tired of sucking for so long. See you in London.

 
All of this is still way too early.

It's 3 games. We may be a bad team, we may be a play-off team. No one knows the truth of that right now.

It looks bad right now, but things can turn around. I still have a lot of faith in Lazor. I feel he will turn it around.
 
ohall said:
All of this is still way too early.

It's 3 games. We may be a bad team, we may be a play-off team. No one knows the truth of that right now.

It looks bad right now, but things can turn around. I still have a lot of faith in Lazor. I feel he will turn it around.
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Positivity, sweet dude. Ill take it. I hope we don't suck another season. I hope I eat crow. But we look like crap again...
Hope you are right? Right on Dude!
 
Stadium. It's always about the stadium, that bland regulating cloud. Other weaknesses come and go. This franchise can't overcome that stadium, and somehow the Canes were ignorant enough to grab a rope on the way down.
 
We're better this year in the one area that counts. Bullying. #stronger together
 
Dick Pepperwood said:
1. Owner - Stephen Ross. How is this Dude a Billionaire? He is unable to close any deal. Whiffed on Harbaugh, Fisher, Manning, and a new Stadium. Looks like Mr. Magoo and is more concerned with the Orange Carpet and loyalty to the likes of Jeff Ireland and Dawn Aponte. It all trickles down from here. The Fins might not be right again until we get a first class owner with stones.

2. Coach - Joe Philbin. This Dude is so in over his head. Game management, Clock management. Unable to motivate the Troops the last two weeks last of season and since last season we have lost 4 out of 5. Cant think of anything he does well? Wait if picking up gum wrappers led to victories we may be 3-0 right now. Dude is so incompetent he makes Cam Cameron look good, and me miss Tony Sporano. I feel like Joe will be remembered only for the Incognito/Martin incident and handling of it, not his losing record.

3. QB - Ryan Tannehill. We all thought this was the golden boy post Marino. Forget it. No pocket awareness, takes too many sacks, can't run, slow reads, can't make steak out of crap. He simply does not have "it". We missed out on Brees twice, Matty Ice, Foles, Wilson, Cousins, all who are better straight up. Tannehill in 2014 is the 29th rated QB. 3 bad games in a row, and going back to last season 5 bad games in a row. One positive, hot wife. Ill miss her yoga pants next season.

4. RB - Daniel Thomas. How the hell is this Dude on this team. This dude is like Crabs that never go away. He gives you Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nada. Unless you like poor decision making (see yesterdays game not getting out of bounds) fumbles and a career 3.6 avg. Get rid of this bum. I nearly spit out my beer when I saw him in the game yesterday. Why the F not use Damien Williams who actually has upside? See 2

"It's good to have Daniel Thomas back," head coach Joe Philbin said. "He's been a valuable member of the club for the last couple of years and he looks to be in good shape.

What the heck is Philbin smoking? I want some.

6. LB - Jason Trusnik. How the heck is this Dude starting? And how is he a captain. He sucks. Just think if Ellerbee and Misi did not get hurt we never would have seen Jenkins, who is far superior to both. Get Chris McCain in there. Play the best player, something the Fins never do.

7. Really tired of sucking for so long. See you in London.

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I think is more on the players;

Offense:

Tannehill must be replaced for Moore (need to see if Lazor offense Works or not)
Hartline must be replaced with a more physical WR (Mathews comes to mind)
We need Moreno back ASAP. I think he is the reason we won against NE and the reason we were not competitive the last two games
We need Pouncey as OC and need to test Garner/Turner as RG, Thomas and Smith can't pass protect.

Scheme wise we need to distribute the damn ball between the receivers

Defense:

We need more Shelby on DE, more rotation using him instead of Wake or Vernon, he is a solid vs the run and helps the other DE's rest.
We need McCain and Tripp on the LB lineup. I think having Misi, Jenkins and Tripp would be a huge improvement on our current LB corps. They SUCK!!!
We need a safety that can be physical (Not Wilson), maybe Thomas until we have Jones back.

Scheme wise we need to concentrate on stopping the run then on creating some turnovers.

On Special teams we need a gunner (Don Jones!!) and improve our KR/PR
 
DANTODUPER said:
I think is more on the players;

Offense:

Tannehill must be replaced for Moore (need to see if Lazor offense Works or not)
Hartline must be replaced with a more physical WR (Mathews comes to mind)
We need Moreno back ASAP. I think he is the reason we won against NE and the reason we were not competitive the last two games
We need Pouncey as OC and need to test Garner/Turner as RG, Thomas and Smith can't pass protect.

Scheme wise we need to distribute the damn ball between the receivers

Defense:

We need more Shelby on DE, more rotation using him instead of Wake or Vernon, he is a solid vs the run and helps the other DE's rest.
We need McCain and Tripp on the LB lineup. I think having Misi, Jenkins and Tripp would be a huge improvement on our current LB corps. They SUCK!!!
We need a safety that can be physical (Not Wilson), maybe Thomas until we have Jones back.

Scheme wise we need to concentrate on stopping the run then on creating some turnovers.

On Special teams we need a gunner (Don Jones!!) and improve our KR/PR
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With you on McCain and Tripp. Maybe when we get a coach who can evaluate talent the best players play. Not where they were drafted. Notice how when we let Dana Thomas go he went nowhere. Not picked up by anybody else. Yet he was playing for us again on Sunday. That's rich.
 
DANTODUPER said:
Hartline must be replaced with a more physical WR (Mathews comes to mind)
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I heard from my buddy yesterday that barry Jackson reported that Matthews wants a trade.

if true, that is a strong indicator of how the players are turning.
 
Awsi Dooger said:
Stadium. It's always about the stadium, that bland regulating cloud. Other weaknesses come and go. This franchise can't overcome that stadium, and somehow the Canes were ignorant enough to grab a rope on the way down.
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Orange bowl curse my brother. Dolphins and canes should have never stop playing at the orange bowl. In fact dolphins should of invested money in the orange bowl sadly it is gone. That place had something special. Not sure why but special football history was made there , from the 70 dolphins to all the hurricane games. If it's not broke dont change it. Damn I have great memories there hurricanes vs fsu games. Best college football games ever.

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finfan54 said:
I heard from my buddy yesterday that barry Jackson reported that Matthews wants a trade.

if true, that is a strong indicator of how the players are turning.
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When a scrub is asking to be trade then the dolphins really do suck bad.
 
Awsi Dooger said:
Stadium. It's always about the stadium
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goonies said:
Orange bowl curse my brother.
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There's no Orange Bowl curse. There's no Shula curse. there's no Marino curse. There's no stupid ****ing curse.

There's no curse about having washed up GMs, inexperienced HCs or a brainless owner he bought the team as a hobby. It is what it is: an embarrassing organization for over a decade.
 
Sons of Shula said:
There's no Orange Bowl curse. There's no Shula curse. there's no Marino curse. There's no stupid ****ing curse.

There's no curse about having washed up GMs, inexperienced HCs or a brainless owner he bought the team as a hobby. It is what it is: an embarrassing organization for over a decade.
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That is the curse, we can never put the right ppl in place to fix everything. The orange bowl entity has not allowed dolphins and hurricanes to succeed ever since both left. There is a story when orange bowl was demolished they saw bright lights come out of the grown and directly went up to the stars. The workers that day were shocked of what they saw. One Mexican worker described it as if the light was released from a prison. There is also another story that when the orange bowl was built a group of Freemasons buried a ceremonial stone at one one corner of the stadium which held great power. Not sure if any of this crapp is true but damn it's pretty hard to argue right after dolphins and canes left everything started going downhill pretty quickly. All the greatness that those two teams built has been forgotten.
 
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