Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Miami Dolphins

[fisi]

But take a closer look and you will find that Cutler’s completion percentage dropped last season, along with his yardage, his touchdowns, and his ability to name children. So really, has Adam Gase ever really done anything? I say no. His most recent innovation is to have rookies not practice in minicamp, and take classes instead. PRETTY DISRUPTIVE ****. If I know anything about NFL players, it’s that they love meetings.




http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113

 

[BobDole]

Those articles always make me laugh. A few of the comments below that one were gold.

 

[randomname]

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[Vol&dolfan]

Tannenbaum sucks Adam Gase sucks fire them both now!!!

 

[Phinatic8u]

Jay Cutler was better last year than any year since Mike Shanahan had him. Also Alshon Jefferey wasnout quite a but.

His yardage went down because Gase ran the ball with Langford and Forte.

 

[royalshank]

I thought the article was kind to us. Imagine they wrote it after 5 games this year?

 

[Spesh]

Your coach: Why, it’s Adam Gase: quarterback whisperer and, as seen here, sixth in line to the British crown…

This Roger Corman production of a franchise is exactly what Miami deserves, of course. South Florida is where America goes to fall apart. It is our national case of jock itch. Even O.J. Simpson unraveled down here. I was watching the O.J. doc and after O.J. fled to Miami to avoid paying civil suit damages from murdering two people, his former agent was like, “Ugh. ****ing Florida. That’s where O.J. REALLY turned evil.”

 

[Dolfanlifer]

 

[BlueFin]

We'll see what Gase is made of the rest of the season.

So far....I love his ejection of non football players....we all screamed for being rid of Dallas Thomas....he actually did it.

Lets see how it shakes out.