wich song best describes ricky williams? | FinHeaven - Miami Dolphins Forums

wich song best describes ricky williams?

16wins4fins

☠️ Banned ☠️
Joined
Jul 8, 2004
Messages
157
Reaction score
0
I just whipped this up real quick. Play the Afroman tune in the back ground as you read it.



I was gonna rack up the yards until I got high
Then I started talking to LeBatard, still getting high
I’m not sure I wanna play and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna take my urine test before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I’m givin back my bonus and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to camp but then I got high
I just gave a speech to the team but I got high
Now I’m on a plane, and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was loved by all uh da fans before I got high
They cheered for me cause I ran fast, but I got high
Now they hate my guts, and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I don’t really care about football, cause I got high
My teammates mean nothing to me, cause I got high
Lenny Kravits won’t be my friend, and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]


part 2

Re: Because I got high, RW version
I carry the whole damn team, and then I get high
400 carries a year I need to get high
4 rookies start on the line I'm going to die
Better get High, Better get High, Better get high!

I have no QB I better get high
4 damn years the same, I better get high!
Run from 8 guys every play the quarterback's why...
I gotta get high, Gotta get High I wanna get high!

I went to Jamaica Bay so I could get high
It's legal all the way so you can get by...
Come back they tested me so tell me why?
It was fine to get high, Laws here don't apply, but job goes bye bye!

people say I betrayed because I got high
Tell me whose rights I frayed, because I got high
Like 1800 yards made this team die...
you know thats not why it's not cause I am high it because pass can't fly!

I live my life my way and I want to get high
you can take my pay away but I want to get high
you can claim I did betray but thats a lie!
your rules are why, they shouldn't fly, stick your rules in your eye!

found this ****z from another site:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
if you were to name a song after him what would it be one that we all know
 
My god, will the repost fire ever end??
 
we can have some funny azz ****z on this one instead of drowning away in our sorrows lets be creative bitttcchhhhh
 
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: If you guys know the song by afroman, this is actually exteremley funny.

VeryFunny! However it is time to move on from The Ricky situation and start camp. Let it go man. It's over. Leave him alone.
 
On a warm summer's evenin' on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin' out the window at the darkness
'Til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, "Son, I've made a life out of readin' people's faces,
And knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
And if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice."

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

Ev'ry gambler knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
'Cause ev'ry hand's a winner and ev'ry hand's a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep."

And when he'd finished speakin', he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

Replace a few "bottles" and "cigarette" with "joints" and you're good to go.

Kenny Rogers - The Gambler

Just my 2 cents.
 
16wins4fins said:
I just whipped this up real quick. Play the Afroman tune in the back ground as you read it.



I was gonna rack up the yards until I got high
Then I started talking to LeBatard, still getting high
I’m not sure I wanna play and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna take my urine test before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I’m givin back my bonus and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to camp but then I got high
I just gave a speech to the team but I got high
Now I’m on a plane, and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was loved by all uh da fans before I got high
They cheered for me cause I ran fast, but I got high
Now they hate my guts, and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I don’t really care about football, cause I got high
My teammates mean nothing to me, cause I got high
Lenny Kravits won’t be my friend, and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]


part 2

Re: Because I got high, RW version
I carry the whole damn team, and then I get high
400 carries a year I need to get high
4 rookies start on the line I'm going to die
Better get High, Better get High, Better get high!

I have no QB I better get high
4 damn years the same, I better get high!
Run from 8 guys every play the quarterback's why...
I gotta get high, Gotta get High I wanna get high!

I went to Jamaica Bay so I could get high
It's legal all the way so you can get by...
Come back they tested me so tell me why?
It was fine to get high, Laws here don't apply, but job goes bye bye!

people say I betrayed because I got high
Tell me whose rights I frayed, because I got high
Like 1800 yards made this team die...
you know thats not why it's not cause I am high it because pass can't fly!

I live my life my way and I want to get high
you can take my pay away but I want to get high
you can claim I did betray but thats a lie!
your rules are why, they shouldn't fly, stick your rules in your eye!

found this ****z from another site:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
if you were to name a song after him what would it be one that we all know
That was awesome!
 
16wins4fins said:
I just whipped this up real quick. Play the Afroman tune in the back ground as you read it.



I was gonna rack up the yards until I got high
Then I started talking to LeBatard, still getting high
I’m not sure I wanna play and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna take my urine test before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I’m givin back my bonus and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to camp but then I got high
I just gave a speech to the team but I got high
Now I’m on a plane, and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was loved by all uh da fans before I got high
They cheered for me cause I ran fast, but I got high
Now they hate my guts, and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I don’t really care about football, cause I got high
My teammates mean nothing to me, cause I got high
Lenny Kravits won’t be my friend, and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]


part 2

Re: Because I got high, RW version
I carry the whole damn team, and then I get high
400 carries a year I need to get high
4 rookies start on the line I'm going to die
Better get High, Better get High, Better get high!

I have no QB I better get high
4 damn years the same, I better get high!
Run from 8 guys every play the quarterback's why...
I gotta get high, Gotta get High I wanna get high!

I went to Jamaica Bay so I could get high
It's legal all the way so you can get by...
Come back they tested me so tell me why?
It was fine to get high, Laws here don't apply, but job goes bye bye!

people say I betrayed because I got high
Tell me whose rights I frayed, because I got high
Like 1800 yards made this team die...
you know thats not why it's not cause I am high it because pass can't fly!

I live my life my way and I want to get high
you can take my pay away but I want to get high
you can claim I did betray but thats a lie!
your rules are why, they shouldn't fly, stick your rules in your eye!

found this ****z from another site:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
if you were to name a song after him what would it be one that we all know
I love that song and ur version is nice too lol:roflmao: :roflmao:
 
Catch34 said:
Smoke Two Joints - Sublime
Or for tht matter about half of Sublimes songs:roflmao: . Liie the Ballad of Johnny Butt:D .
 
Dont you remember the day, that you ran away, from Dolphinland. You made us so lonely, hoping for you only,that many wanted to cry........ but why should we call your name, when your to blame, for making us Finfans Blue........ Wasted Days, and Wasted Nights, is what you were after you smoked the Mary Jane, but Jim Brown came a running, giving you his walking cane,........ and you said, I have to give up the game,Cause I just love and cant give up the Jane.......... (Freddy Fenders Wasted Dyas and Wasted Nights, is about what I figure Ricky really was most of the time.....
 
"I'm A Loser", by the Beatles
When it comes to yards I have gained quite a lot
If truth be told I'd rather smoke pot
I might like Football but herbs number 1
I smoka the reef and have lots of fun

Cause I'm a loser
and I screwed the team that was good to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

The leagues so dumb and so easy to con
I'm so slick and cool I should be the next James Bond
They ran me too much and now I'm so tired
Without me "Big Dave" will get first

repeat chorus, get air sickness bag
 
:bong: "I cant get you out of my head" dedicated to MaryJane:groovy: .
 
Back
Top Bottom