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This came to me last night as I was screaming at the TV, so I emailed this to Mike Florio this morning.

"Hey Florio-
All you have to do is wear a Dallas Clark jersey, and run any route you can think of and Channing won’t be within 10 yards of you. "

He responded to my email with this...
"i like it enough to steal it."


Then, this was posted on Profootballtalk.com.
"A reader suggests that, if Channing Crowder tries to beat me up, I should disguise myself as Dallas Clark. Or pretty much any tight end."

:lol2:

I've finally lost my trust in Channing. Quit worring about bloggers and watch some film on how to play LB!
 
This came to me last night as I was screaming at the TV, so I emailed this to Mike Florio this morning.

"Hey Florio-
All you have to do is wear a Dallas Clark jersey, and run any route you can think of and Channing won’t be within 10 yards of you. "

He responded to my email with this...
"i like it enough to steal it."


Then, this was posted on Profootballtalk.com.
"A reader suggests that, if Channing Crowder tries to beat me up, I should disguise myself as Dallas Clark. Or pretty much any tight end."

:lol2:

I've finally lost my trust in Channing. Quit worring about bloggers and watch some film on how to play LB!

:up:I wondered who sent that in to PFT! Congratulations.....that was really funny!:lol:
 
Old Zach Thomas can still tackle better then Crowder and Oyedele on their best days....sad, but true. I hope we can get a middle linebacker like Brandon Spikes of the Florida Gators.....check out #51.....I gaurantee you that Dallas Clark would not beat him on any routes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m5x8Ix-oFU
 
That's priceless man! :chuckle:

That said, I hope he gets his head out of his @ss and starts playing up to his paycheck.
 
We should never have re-signed the guy in the first place. He must be the slowest person on the team?
 
haha, to poster above. Actually Crowder is not that slow, he just sucks really bad at covering.
 
Ok, his coverage skills are bad, that's why Clark or anybody else would catch a ball on him. But, with all that speed, he should have caught up with Clark and tackled him right?
 
Hopefully, he read it on PFT and it will motivate him to get his head out of his arse.
 
I'm telling you, every time I see the guy he is either out of position or running behind an opposing teams running back or tight end.
 
This came to me last night as I was screaming at the TV, so I emailed this to Mike Florio this morning.

"Hey Florio-
All you have to do is wear a Dallas Clark jersey, and run any route you can think of and Channing won’t be within 10 yards of you. "

He responded to my email with this...
"i like it enough to steal it."


Then, this was posted on Profootballtalk.com.
"A reader suggests that, if Channing Crowder tries to beat me up, I should disguise myself as Dallas Clark. Or pretty much any tight end."

:lol2:

I've finally lost my trust in Channing. Quit worring about bloggers and watch some film on how to play LB!


I appreciate that man, I really do. I'll get you a beer one day.

I've always been pretty neutral with him. I've never really loved him or hated him, just felt he was a slightly above average LB. But he needs to seriously pick it up. He was useless Monday. There was one running play that he over ran the hole and RB so bad I almost tackled my tv!
 
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