These are a good read. Specifically the Kansas City one, has me laughing!:sidelol:
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/09/afc-predictions-2015-best-worst-case-scenarios-afc-patriots-broncos-colts-steelers-ravens-preview
MIAMI DOLPHINSBest-case scenario (12-4): Having taken his talents to South Beach, Ndamukong Suh mellows, thanks, in part, to his weekly shuffleboard game with his neighbors, the Shapiros. Buoyed by an already-decent offense, Suh transforms the defense and Miami gives Brady and Belichick what they deserve — a second-place finish.
Worst-case scenario (7-9): Suh is a free-agent bust, then takes his PSA campaign “Stomp Out Illiteracy” a little too seriously and gives Brady and Belichick what they deserve — a second-place finish. Oh, and then he stomps on some dude too.
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/09/afc-predictions-2015-best-worst-case-scenarios-afc-patriots-broncos-colts-steelers-ravens-preview