As TylerDolphin has been attacked by rabid wolverines or something, i decided to make this spiritual successor to his Colombo thread, which can be found:
Rules are simple: we list things that are greater then Tyson Clabo. I'll start it off with these examples-
Cleaning the feet of Rex Ryan's wife> Clabo
Reading a shouright thread> Clabo
Now you've crossed the line,none of Shouspam's threads are better than Clabo.Never cross the line..........