X > Colombo

[CedarPhin]

Guest-starring in a Pakistani terrorist home video > Columbo

 

[miamiron]

Hank Goldberg in drag> than Colomblo

 

[NY8123]

Debating with nyjunc about Sanchez > Colombo.

 

[flynryan15]

Being the Iraqi Olympic Soccer Team and returning home to face Qsay Hussien>>>>>Columbo

 

[tylerdolphin]

French military > Colombo.

 

[tylerdolphin]

Being a woman > Columbo.

 

[insomnia411]

Having your mother walk in on you whacking off with a belt tied around your neck > Colombo

 

[DcDolfan420]

T.S on heroin > Colombo

 

[tylerdolphin]

Duke Lacrosse team's stripper > Colombo

 

[DolfanISS]

I got a good one:

Garner == columbo;

 

[NY8123]

John Beck > Colombo.

 

[McGaniel]

My dogs sh**>Colombo

 

[CedarPhin]

Being stuck in Myanmar Person Zoo > Columbo

 

[Joe from WY]

beeyn a jizzmopprr...>...colummmbuu...lol

 

[Joe from WY]

beyn shuuryte...lol > Crrrlumbo...lol