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Yahoo has Miami pegged at #20 in their Team Rankings

JC said:
Miami Dolphins: No. 37 team out of 32 teams. Their quarterback can't seem to locate his curveball, while the running backs can't seem to execute the 7-10 split. I really like the big fellas in the trenches to eat a record amount of hot dogs at this year's Nathan's hot dog eating contest. The receivers failed to take a pitstop at the correct time and fell behind when the caution flag was out. Jamar Taylor is one yellow card away from giving his team a power play. Caleb Sturgis really needs to improve his three-point percentage if he wants to play on this third line.
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:chuckle:

Now this had me laughing.

Thank you.

+10 Funny Points awarded.
 
JC said:
Miami Dolphins: No. 37 team out of 32 teams. Their quarterback can't seem to locate his curveball, while the running backs can't seem to execute the 7-10 split. I really like the big fellas in the trenches to eat a record amount of hot dogs at this year's Nathan's hot dog eating contest. The receivers failed to take a pitstop at the correct time and fell behind when the caution flag was out. Jamar Taylor is one yellow card away from giving his team a power play. Caleb Sturgis really needs to improve his three-point percentage if he wants to play on this third line.
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Lmfao.
 
I have to agree with the part of the article that we have enough football talent on the team that we should be ranked higher like in the top half of the league but the coaching staff plus the football side of the operation is worrisome enough to rank us in bottom quarter of the league so I definitly understand the concern with the football heads when ranking us.
 
For a team with questions, it really is a matter of someone doing their due diligence in determining just how "Bad" are the bad spots of said team. The PFT #31 article mentioned how we were without Dion Jordan for 4 games, and how that's a serious killing blow for our defense. I had to laugh.
 
This is entirely reasonable. Not like the absurd 31st ranking a certain shyster gave the team.
 
I think you've got like 6 teams fighting for a wildcard spot from each conference and we are one of those teams, so anywhere from about 9-20 is fair.
 
LANGER72 said:
8-8 seasons forced Shula into retirement...just sayin..
This team is lacking elite players. the legacy of Jeff ireland.
Hopefully Hickey can find a few.
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All you have to do is look at the NFL top 100 to see players Miami could have had that they didn't draft. Graham at tight end should be a Dolphin, Earl Thomas at safety should be a Dolphin, Keuchly at linebacker, Wilson at quarterback, Brees at quarterback all could have been had.
 
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