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Your Unpopular Opinions About The Miami Dolphins

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Dwight Stephenson was more important to the Dolphins in the 1980's than Mark Duper
Dan Marino didn't try his best to promote a running game
Dave Wannstedt can't read
Bernie Parmalee was the franchise's 4th best running back (Czonka, Kiick, Ricky)
Zach Thomas was better than Jason Taylor
Jim Jensen was nicknamed "Crash" after he mowed down 4 trick-or-treaters after a Halloween party in Columbus, Ohio
JImmy Cefalo's excited grunt talk is due to a little-known medical condition the Dolphins can't discuss because of HIPPA laws
Channing Crowder was absolute garbage
Reggie Roby during a fit of rage over his first newborn's interrupted sleep pattern once kicked a neighbor's Pomeranian over a house (and still timed its hangtime)
Jake Long was extremely overvalued but was ultimately selected #1 overall from the University of Michigan (which Ross helps finance) so that it would help the University's football image
Nick Saban chopped up Manuel Wright and fed him to the Alligators
Stephen Ross is a lifelong Jets fan who after the Fake Spike game hatched his long-play chessmatch to having the Dolphins languish in purgatory for as long as possible
The Dolphins should still play in the Orange Bowl
 
Wayne Huizenga was still the owner in early 2008 I believe when the Dolphins selected Jake Long. An interesting conspiracy though, for sure

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Adam First said:
Wayne Huizenga was still the owner in early 2008 I believe when the Dolphins selected Jake Long. An interesting conspiracy though, for sure
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Ross bought 50% of the fins 2 months before the 2008 NFL Draft
 
Dallas Thomas had microcephaly but it was undetectable because of the dreads
Cam Cameron had a Devil's Triangle with Cleo Lemon and...beer? after the Baltimore game in 2007
Scott Schwedes was a dope rapper
Cecil Collins works at the Pollo Tropical in Kendall
 
Mark Duper's facemask was proof that due to his elite footspeed Super Duper could indeed tear the space time continuum and travel back and forth.
 
Tom Olividatti was the childhood bully of Don Shula growing up in Ohio and strongarmed his way to the NFL
 
Sammie Smith turned down lucrative deal with Land O' Lakes after he found out the promotion
 
Trading Teddy Ginn for a bag of peanuts was the worst decision we've made in 10 years.

Getting rid of Dansby for nothing was the 2nd worst.

Philbin may have been right about Tanny.

The Jests have had more recent success than we've ever dreamed of, yet we all think they are this terrible franchise.

Tannenbaum was in charge of the jets when they went to back to back AFC championship games.

Charles Harris might have been the worst pick weve made since Dion J.
 
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