A wizard offers you the chance to change the rules of the NFL. What do you do?

[scodoublet]

- Back to Old Sudden Death OT
- Back to Old Kick Off Spot
- GPS that ball puh-lease!

- I do love the option of turning commentators off and just listening to the field, coaches, etc.

 

[truedolfan57]

Defensive PI should be 15yd penalty, no matter where the penalty occurs. or half the distance to the goal line, if inside the 15. Move the kickoffs back, bring back any kind of TD celebration, minus bringing extra props onto the field. and yes, fire goodell.

 

[Sons Of Shula]

Personally not a fan of trying to make PI calls only 15 yards. That's a very large advantage to the defense.

I could see all day, every day...
Oops, getting burned for a 30-40-50 yard bomb, just knock the WR down and deal with the 15 yard penalty and cut the gain by at least half for the offense.

 

[NY8123]

Here is my list:

1) The first Tuesday of the month would be bully Jon Martin day and all fans would get a chance to heckle him into a breakdown.

2) A radio transmitter would be placed in Antonio Cromartie so his 10 kids could find him anytime they needed to.

3) Every November 6th (his birthday) would be "Aaron Hernandez punt, pass and kick in the nuts day!" There would be a contest once a year until he died where some lucky fan would win a chance to kick him square in the nuts.

4) Any NFL player who got out of line wouldn't be suspended for the first offense they instead would be send to Adrian Peterson's house to pick out there own switch to be used in an amount of lashings to be determined by the league per the offense and the lashings would be broadcast publicly during half time shows.

5) Effective immediately the Washington Redskins would be renamed the Washington White Men Who Stole Our Land From Us and Killed Our People or the Washington Congressman for short.

6) Breast Cancer awareness month would include all NFL cheerleaders to cheer Topless for Boobies.

7) Ray Rice would handle all matters concerning Miko Grimes.

8) The draft would start with round 7 and continue backwards toward the 1st (think about that for a moment).

9) After each touchdown scored the theme from "Happy Days" will play along with a video of the Ickey Shuffle.

10) Anytime a penalty flag is thrown the opposing team can elect once a game to "throw it back" negating the penalty and they literally can throw it back at the ref who threw it.

11) Two times a game each team can elect to add a 12th man to the field, it is up to them how to do so and when.

12) During the draft between rounds 4 and 2 the team with the least amount of picks can steal one pick from the team with the most but they must trade one additional next year's pick of equal value back to the team they stole it from.

13) Once a year Al Roker and John Madden would be forced into a teleprompter battle to determine home field advantage in the Super Bowl.

14) Sudden Death after one quarter of regular overtime play would go into a kickoff if still tied, the kicks would start at the 5 yard line and moving back 5 yards at a time until one kicker missed the attempt ending the game.

15) We the fans get to vote once a year on the term "American's Team" and what team gets to use that title.

 

[truedolfan57]

Personally not a fan of trying to make PI calls only 15 yards. That's a very large advantage to the defense.

I could see all day, every day...
Oops, getting burned for a 30-40-50 yard bomb, just knock the WR down and deal with the 15 yard penalty and cut the gain by at least half for the offense.

because the defense already has a huge advantage? lol That will not happen all the time. if it does, then the offense will just keep throwing bombs, and will get down the field in 4 or 5 plays. So there goes the defensive advantage. it's retarded to have a PI call in the endzone, when the ball is not even catchable, and the refs call PI, and the ball moves from the offenses own 40 to the 1 yd line. plain retarded.

 

[truedolfan57]

if they don't change the defensive PI to 15 yards, then the offensive PI should be changed to equal the defensive PI. So if the WR draws a PI 25 yards down the field, the offense goes back 25 yards.

 

[cltchperf]

Hold that thought. Just a sec, there's a phone call I've got to take.

lol Joe Horn. What happened to him? Obviously he retired a long time ago. But when he was playing he was for a while a pretty good WR for the saints. It seems like the period of him breaking out and being a very good WR wasn't really that long though. It wasn't when he was a rookie, but in the middle of his career and then he was not so great anymore for the tail end of his career. But during a few years he was a pretty good Wr before Brees was qb for the Saints.