That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ***. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if you didn't have a face designed exclusively for radio. Who am I kidding? You would.
In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.
Mod Edit: Well, aren't you off to a great start. Take a couple of days to read the TOS - the rules of the house, which you obviously ignored when you signed up. When you come back, act right.
